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Pretty Setter Squad

Volleybabe: Omg guys I'm just so excited for our trip! Three more days until Saturday!!!!!!! (✿◠‿◠)

Semi: I never thought that you'd come near Shiratorizawa. What if you see Ushijima?

Volleybabe: I will throw myself down a flight of stairs if you ever ask me that again :3

Yahaba: please don't.

Best Mom: I'm SO ready to get out and about. Daichi's driving me CRAZY. He won't stop complaining.

Kenma: about what

Best Mom: About me topping ;)

Shirabu: oh god

Volleybabe: Please, keep that information to yourself.

Best Mom: Don't ask next time then.

Volleybabe changed Best Mom's nickname to
Kinky Mom

Koganegawa: What does topping mean?

Semi: OH NO PROTECT THE YOUNG ONE'S INNOCENCE

Volleybabe: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SUGA-CHAN

Yahaba: well, when two dudes love each other very much...

Volleybabe: Shut it, Yahaba!!!!! That's inappropriate!!!!

Yahaba: hypocrite. when me and kyoutani started dating, all of you senpai's dragged me to a room and told me about gay sex

Volleybabe: MIGHT I REMIND YOU that I passed out halfway??!??

Yahaba: lmao yeah that was when hanamaki-senpai was putting the condom on the banana with his mouth.

Volleybabe: DISGUSTING

Kinky Mom: More like talented.

Akaashi: Lol that sounds wild.

Kenma: a nekoma sex-talk is just yamamomo rapping for 15 minutes.

Shirabu: but that doesn't make sense????

Kenma: either way i'm scarred.

Koganegawa: My sex talk was given to me by Aone-senpai and Futakuchi-senpai. There was a lot of screaming from Futakuchi involved.

Shirabu: wtf

Semi: I don't even want to know.

Swageyama: how'd you get from a road trip to sex-talks

Volleybabe: I blame Sugawara.

Kinky Mom: Rude

Akaashi: I'm starting to think that us all meeting face-to-face is a bad idea...

Volleybabe: I think it's a great idea! :D

Yahaba: of course you do

Semi: Well, I've got to go. I'm going out with Tendou.

Shira-chan: 1, you weren't important in this chat anyways,

Shira-chan: and 2, you're going out wth Tendou??!!!!??!

Shira-chan: since when???

Semi: No. I'm just going out with him >:(

Volleybabe: So you're going out with Tendou.

Semi: No! Ughhh we're just going to get something to eat together!

Shira-chan: that sounds like a date............

Semi: So what if it is?????

Shira-chan: i don't care!!!!!!! do what you want.

Semi: I will.

Shira-chan: .......

Akaashi: I sense jealousy

Shira-chan:: pretty or not, i will fight you

Akaashi: gasp

Kenma: chill out dude, Akaashi's just teasing

Volleybabe: You like him, don't you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shira-chan: shut up!

Shira-chan changed Volleybabe's nickname to
Volleybitch

Volleybitch:  Hey! D:

Yahaba: you're not denying it.....

Kinky Mom: Hey! Don't be mean to him!

Kinky Mom: It's perfectly acceptable to have a crush on someone.

Shira-chan: i do NOT have a crush!!

Akaashi: That's exactly what someone with a crush would say.

Shira-chan: f off

Shira-chan: ya'll suck!

Yahaba: ya'll

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