🄶🄻🄸🅃🄲🄷🄴🄳 (Undertale AU Sanses X Reader)

4: U

A/N: Okay so, Frick, lol, I didnt specify which cake it was because uh, some people reading might be vegan and uh, hates or is allerigic to dairy so yeh

You went outside the manor and decided to be brave. So thats why you decided it's probably a good idea if you we're to sit on the edge of a never ending void that even if you fall off you wont ever ever die because its endless

"HUMAN!"

"WHATTHE-- AAAAAAAAA"

Before you swore, you slipped off the edge and prepares yourself for a never ending fall that will cause a slow death. Underswap catches you however, because he's kill joy. I mean what? I mean he catches you and pulls you up

"Sorry human! I didn't think I would frighten you too much!"

He said in a calmer tone, which was suprising. You stood up, regaining your balance and dusting off your shoulders

"Its alright! Thanks for catching me there"

You replied, Underswap sans chuckled and he looked like an adorable cinnamon roll which you want to squeeze to death and protect because hes so innocent

"Anyways! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS! Wanted to ask, if you wanted to bake a delicious CAKE!"

You nodded, cause, duh! It was Cake! It would match perfectly in your instagram! How can you not say yes to cake?! Both of you walked back towards the house, Underswap sans jumps through the window. You stood there in confusion, and not wanting to be rude, you also ran inside through the already broken window

"Alright human! What shall we need to bake today!?"

"Hm, let me see"

You walked over and got all the necessary ingridients for the Cake, you set them on the table and you turn to underswap sans

"Alright sans, I forgot how to make this, do you know?"

"OF COURSE! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING!"

He says, and he then grabbed all the dry ingridients. For a moment, you trusted him, for a moment that is

"ALRIGHT HUMAN! I ADD THE INGRIDIENTS, YOU MIX, MIX IT WITH ALL YOUR WILL POWER!"

You grab the whisk and start mixing after he had added the first 2 dry ingridients, he adds all of them and you mixed at a normal speed

"Human! In order to be able to mix it properly! You must be powerful, let me, the MGANIFICENT SANS, show you how its done!"

You hesitantly give him the bowl and whisk, the whisk levitates and was thrown away to the side. You look at the direction the whisk was thrown and he starts smashing the inside of the bowl with a bone

The ingridients fly all over the place, including yours and Underswaps faces. But, it was mixed? So, you mixed the wet ingridients with whatever was left of the dry ingridients and then got the pan for the Cake

"NEXT UP, WE PLACE THE CAKE BATTER INSIDE THE PAN, USE SOME FORCE HUMAN!"

You decided to actually do what he wants you to do, because, seeing him happy was adorable. You forcefully shove the batter on the pan, you flip the mixing bowl where the batter was on towards the cake

A few missed the bowl, but Underswap sans was proud. You then picked up the pan with a mitten and you both walk over the oven

"OKAY, SO, WE MUST OPEN THE OVEN AND PUT THE BATTER IN, AND THEN, YOU TURN THE OVEN TO THE HIGHEST HEAT!"

You did what he said, and after 30 seconds of it inside the over. He turns off the oven which looked like it was about to explode

"OKAY, NOW WE GET THE CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN!"

You put on another mitten and get the cake pan, you placed it on a tray, getting the cake off the pan

You both stare at it, it didn't look too bad

And then it set on fire

"UNDERSWAP SANS, WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK?!"

"Only the best! Alphys, the leader of the royal guard!"

You look at him in disbelief, he then spoke

"LETS GIVE SOME TO INK AND ERROR! SINCE THEIR THE ONLY ONES HERE TODAY"

You nodded hesitantly, you grabbed 2 plates and underswap returned the ingridients for frosting, and grabbed some sort of candy labeled Monster candy, as well as some forks and a cake cutter

He slices 2 servings, placing one on each plate. He puts a monster candy on top of the 2 which was somehow not catching on fire or melting, and places the forks on the side

"YOU BRING THIS TO INK HUMAN! I'LL GIVE THIS TO ERROR"

You both separate and you walked over to where ink was

"Oh hey (Y/N)-- Uhm, are you eating... fire?"

He spoke, you shake your head no and spoke

"Its actually a cake and and Underswap sans made, and its for you!"

"Oh, uhm, thanks? I'll be sure to... consume it"

You left him alone and went to Underswap sans

"So did error like it?"

"NO! HE LOVES IT! HE ERASED IT AND THE REST AWAY FROM EXSISTANCE! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, WAS VICTORIOUS!"

What ever you say Underswap, as long as if your happy. You spoke

"Well, I'll be at my room. Can I call you Blue?"

"OF COURSE! ONLY MY FRIENDS CALL ME THAT, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! SEE YOU AROUND HUMAN!"

He then jumps out the other non broken window, breaking it as well. You walk back to your room, and then you saw your sister call you

"Hey sis! Whats up?"

(Uh, whatever is above you. I just got a call from a stupid excuse of a mom, which ruined my great day with sans and papyrus)

"What... did she say?"

(We left (Dog name:D/N). And in order to get him back mom said is that we need to move back with her, I NEED TO SAVE POOR LIL DOGGO! WE NEED A PLAN)

"I'll think of one sis, don't worry, we'll get (D/N) and not have to move in with mom"

(Thanks, tell me one your done. I'll be here to help)