Testosterone Boy (Brendon Urie)

🌑Chapter 16🌕: Couple Wars

Brendon's POV:

Me and Lana go our separate ways: her with Oliver and me with Anna.

I find Anna in the backyard dancing with a red cup in her hand along with other girls. I grab her by her arm and lead her to the living room. In the living room are Lana and Oliver dancing and having a great time.

"Why did you bring me here?" Asks drunk Anna.

"I want to dance with my girlfriend, that's all."

"Oh Brendon, you're such a good, good boy." She runs her hands through my hair.

We start dancing upbeat songs until I realize the make out scene Lana and Oliver are causing.

Without thinking, I pull Anna by the waist and start making out with her. We're literally fighting like the teenagers we are over who has the most "fun" with their date. I was hoping if Lana saw me with Anna, maybe it'll wake up just a little bit of jealousy inside of her, but Lana is Lana and things like this never work on her.

All I know is that I've been tongue kissing Anna for a very long time, since all I can taste is the liquor of her mouth. By the time I glance to where Oliver and Lana are, they're still there, kissing and kissing. I keep on doing the same thing with Anna, but then I realize they stopped, so I pull away from Anna's lips.

I see Lana and Oliver next to a table with ten red cups on each side.

"WHO WANTS TO PLAY BEER PONG?" A guy from the football team shouted.

I grabbed Anna and ran to where the game was taking place.

"Dude! Those are really sick tattoos!" The same guy said to Oliver. Perfect! It can be me against him.

"I want to play too!" I said

"Alrighty, we have new kid Sykes versus Brendon Urie"

"Let's play by teams!" Says Lana hugging Oliver. "I can go with Oli, and now that you have your new girl by your side, you can team up with her!"

"Good idea!" Says Anna. "It will be like a double date, except that we're against each other".

Great, now I have to play with too drunk to even walk Anna. How will I beat this guy with a drunk teammate against two sober persons?

Whatever.

"Okay, so now that you dogs have very pretty company; Brendon Urie with pretty athletic, cheer captain Anna Katherine, and Oliver Sykes with the mysteriously beautiful Lana Lujano! Now, don't get too surprised if I know your names, believe me or not, I know everyone in this school!"  The same guy from football keeps talking.

"Dude, just start the game please" I said trying to not sound like an asshole.

"Have you guys determined who's gonna go first?"

"No, let's just go with rock, paper, scissors"

Oliver and me go rock, paper, scissors and we both make rocks first, and then I change to scissors thinking he's changing to paper, but goes with rock again.

"Want to go first?" Oliver gives the beer pong ball to Lana. She it and lands inside of one of our cups.

"Yeaaaah! First ball to the cup, now you take the drink!" Says Lana

Just before as I was about to take the cup and drink the beer, Anna grabs it and chugs it quickly.

"Woah! Slow down heavy drinker" I say

"Haha, very funny, it's all about having fun!" Anna responds. "I wanna go now!" She throws the ball and surprisingly lands inside of one of their cups!

"Yesssss! You, pretty boy are very lucky because I am personally very very good at this!"

"Drunk or not drunk?"

"Please, I swear that I am not that drunk, okay? Well, maybe I am a little tipsy, but I'll still do good in this." Anna giggles.

We're almost ending the game and in conclusion, Oliver sucks, I suck, and Lana and Anna are two pros.

"Anna, your turn." I say

She throws the ball and it bounces twice on the table before landing inside of one of their three cups left, meaning that our team won.

Technically Anna won. I did horribly.

"Bren Bren! We won! Babe!" She jumps at me, wrapping her arms around my neck.

I was expecting to see priceless expressions on Lana and Oliver's faces, but they both seemed definitely okay with it.

"Guess I'll have to drink your remaining cups." Says Oliver and takes it all in.

"Good game" says Lana.

"Yeah! We beated your asses! Woooooo! In your face!" Anna screams so loud that it hurts not only mines, but also everyone else that's nearby us ears and then runs away randomly.

"Sorry about that, she gets too excited sometimes." I say

"Yeah, I hope you get used to that, you know, because now that you're... together, like... officially, like... a thing, um girlfriend and... boyfriend". Lana says more like a question.

"Yeah, I'm totally used to her, I love it when she's crazy like this. You know, girls should really live life at the fullest like her. Be wild like her instead of being stuck between four walls just reading or doing boring stuff like that." I tease.

I can see clearly through her eyes that even though I was not meaning any word I said, it bothered her a lot. But I bet it doesn't bother her as much as it bothers me seeing her with Oliver.

She tries to tackle me, but he grabs her before she can do anything she'll regret.

"You're a dick, Urie! I hate you!" She yelled

"Oh, got identified? Looks like we both know who are the boring ones and who are the fun ones."

"Lana, don't, he's not worth it." Oliver whispered, but I still heard him.

"Thanks babe. You're right. He's not worth wasting my time." She says and leaves.