Mah Knifey

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Jeff: JANE WHERE YOU PUT MAH KNIFEY!?

Jane: Up your butt and around the corner.

Jeff: NO I CHECKED THERE ALREADY!

Masky: -stares wide eye- I missed that!?

Slendy: How...?

BEN: I KNOW! You see all he had to do was-

Hoddie: -slaps BEN- Idiot there are kids in this room!

Everyone: -Looks to a wide eyed Sally-

Sally: -Punts BEN's PS4 controller into Slendy's face-

Slendy: -Screams in pain- MY VIRGIN EYES!

Me: Jeff i went to get your knife cleaned and Dr. Smile ate it.

Jeff: I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH FIRE!

Doll: Hey Jeff.

Jeff: -Glares at the doll and thinks about punting it- Wut

Doll: KNIFE!

ok so this is my first attemt at being funny so enjoy. MistressOfHorror out PEACE!

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