Jeff: Hey! Ben, Raven and E.J! Get your lazy ass's over here!
Me, E.J and Ben: What the....
Jeff: You lot wanna go to a concert with me? I found some tickets in a safe. Its ok, I killed the guys who owned them.
Me: Who is singing?
Ben: Yeah, do ya know whos doing whatever theyre doing at this concert?
E.J:...
Jeff: Umm, well no...
Me: *Facepalm*
*Later that night*
Jeff: Ok, we are here!
E.J: OMFG front row seats! Yo, Raven, pass me the skittles!
Me: THEY ARE ALL MINE!!! *strokes the skittle bag* You dont deserve to taste the rainbow!
E.J: Whatever...
*lights go down*
Miley Cyrus: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!! *naked on a wrecking ball*
Me: Throws up a rainbow*
Ben and Jeff: OH F*** YEAH! TWERK DAT ASS!!!
E.J: *maskpalm*
Me: E.J, wanna get outta here?
E.J: Yep!
*Me and E.J runs to the car*
Me: Well, now we have a 3 hours, what do ya wanna do?
E.J: *pulls out phone and calls Slendy*
Slendy: *over phone* THEY ARE WHERE?! DOIN WHAT?! *teleports over to us and grabs Me and E.J round the waist. Teleports to Jeff and Ben*
Me: OMFG! *Watches Jeff tap Mileys ass*
Slendy: *grabs Jeff and Ben and teleports home*
Jeff: Well, I guess I have some explaining to do...
Slendy: Alot.
Ok, Well I hope this was ok. I just got bored..... Im gonna go and taste the rainbow now! C ya! ~ Raven
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