Super Freaks (CP)

Heavy Par-tay!

Me: Ok, let me explain something. Before I start a recount of last night, you need to understand this. NOT all of us were drunk and/or high.

Jeff: Well, you seemed to be the only sober one, but you ate so many skittles you had a sugar rush.

Me: Seven minutes in heaven...

Jeff: ARGHHHH!!! DON'T REMIND ME!!! *runs and cowers in a corner*

Me: Most were not high, but me and Sally were the only sober ones and she went to bed at, like, 4:00 am. Ok, so now we are traveling back in time! *jumps in some random time machine*

* 12:00 and everyone is in the living room*

E.J: Ok peeps! I'm gonna crack open the vodka! Who wants some!

Everyone but Sally and me: YES!

Me: Put mine in my DIET coke.

Sally: Just coke!

E.J: .... ok. Oh, I bought drugs too! * holds up weird bags of drugs*

Everyone except for Sally and Slender: WOOHOO!!

Sally: ...

Slender: Ok, this is obviously gonna get outta hand quickly. Right Sally, bed NOW!

*Sally goes to bed*

<3 hours later>

Me: Hey! *hic* Why don't we play 7 minutes in heaven?

Everyone: YEAH!

*everyone except Slender is locked in a closet or bathroom. Me and Jeff are locked in a bathroom*

Jeff: YES! TOILET ROLL TO MOP UP MY SEMEN!

Me: What? L-look, I'm mildly drunk, your clearly drunk, just stop and think of your actions!

Jeff: *rapes me*

Me (now, not at the party!) : So yeah! Umm Jane is in hospital cause she twerked on the roof and fell and Bens in prison cause he stole a wrecking ball!

Ok, I did this cause I was so FREAKING BORED!!!! ~ Raven :)