Jeff: YO RAVEN! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE! I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU!
Me: *checks time* JEFF, ITS 12:00 AM! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO SPEAK TO ME ABOUT!
Jeff: JUST GET YOUR ASS IN MAH ROOM, OK B****?
Me: OK!
*walks up stairs and into Jeff's bedroom to find him lying on his double bed, topless.*
Me: Umm, Jeff, Why are you topless and smiling like that?
Jeff: Come here... *pervy grin*
Me: *walks over* Ok.
Jeff: Get on mah bed.
Me: *gets on bed.*
Jeff: Right, now we are gonna play go fish.....
Me: S***
Next morning
Jane: Ok guys. Where is Raven. Smexy, have you seen her...?
Smexy: No, sadly I haven't seen her pretty little face..... :(
Jane: Ok....
*me and Jeff walk in giggling*
Jane: Where have you two been?!
Me and Jeff: Playing scrabble and go fish in bed!
Everyone: OMFG JEFFS A PEADOPHILE AND A PERVE! LOL! AND RAVENS NO LONGER VIRGIN!
Me and Jeff: *shows them the board and cards*
Everyone: .... 0.0
Lol, hope you liked this! ~ Raven
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