Masky: Welcome to cheesecake time, on behalf of Jasmine; Sorry, she's really drunk today.
Hoodie: *Slightly traumatized* Y-Yeah. *shaking*
Jasmine: Ayye niggballs! Today we have Eyeless Jackhammer with us! Ayye Eyeless Jackie Chan!
E.J: Er.... Hi?
Masky: Today we have um strawberry cheesecake dipped in chocolate.
Jasmine: *Squeezes Hoodie* I just wanna eat your arms off! You're soooo cute!
Hoodie: U-uh p-please d-don't eat m-my arms. I n-n-need them....
Jasmine: *giggles* *Walks over to Masky & sits on his lap* Take your mask off so I can pinch your cheeks! *giggles* *Walks over to MC Donald's* CAN I HAVE A MIC DICK?
Woman at Mc Donnalds: What in the? NO!
Jasmine: You're sooo funny but seriously gimme mah MC DICK!
Masky: *Drags Jasmine out of MC Donald's* Seriously Jasmine? A MC DICK?! Are you insane?
Jasmine: Yeh! So are you. Haha I'm gonna pinch those cheeks!
Masky: *Sighs* I honestly don't know what to do with you anymore Jasmine! I-
Jasmine: *Lifts up Masky's mask and kisses him* *Pinches his cheeks* I told you I was gonna pinch your cheeks! Now you know that I love you too! *Giggles*
Masky: *Speechless*
Hoodie: O.O
E.J: ....
Jasmine: :D
*Awkward Silence*
Jasmine: So E.J do you like you kidney cheesecake? And what should Masky & I's ship-name be?
Masky: *still speechless*
Hoodie: *Traumatized*
E.J: Yeah its like kidneys.... I like kidneys. *Shifts away after Jasmine takes another shot*
Jasmine: Well that's today 4 u! HAHAHAHAHAHA BYE.
Hope you enjoyed today. Jasmine/Suni! >_< <><><><>SKITTLES<><><><>
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