A Sweet Infatuation

1.0

It was the first day in April. It was getting chilly as the nation prepared for April Showers. It was also April Fools Day. I planned on telling my partner Shrek that I was pregnant, as a joke of course. I don't think he'd like that though, he's been wanting kids for ages and to get his hopes up like that would make me an awful husband.

"Frank baby!" Shrek yelled walking through the door with Donkey by his side, "I see you haven't left the swamp yet? What's wrong? You usually go and eat guacamole in the forest, why haven't you been today? Are you okay rose-petal?"

"I'm fine, Shrek. I ate guacamole, I just didn't leave the swamp. I didn't feel too good" I said with a small smile on my face. "How are you Donkey? I haven't seen you in awhile"

Donkey smiled a toothy grin "oh well thanks for asking hot stuff, well you see this morning we we're talking about how my momma is coming to visit and she wants to meet my sugarmomma but she's a dragon and my real momma is scared of dragons so I don't know WHAT to do? Like, it's not like I can tell her I've got children on the way as well, WITH A DRAGON"

As I went to reply, an awfully familiar face walked through the door, leaving everyone angered, confused and most of all: entertained.

"FIONA!" Shrek yelled in anger, roaring a mighty roar, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!"

Everything was silent. A tear dripped out of Fiona's eye, flowing calmly down her left, ogrey cheek.

"Shrek, you messaged me last night. Asking me to come round. You said you missed me. Was this all a lie?"

"Oooh damn boy you've ruined this one" Donkey hollered, walking backwards into the kitchen, "imma go make me a sandwich"

I let my mouth fall open in shock. I couldn't believe this. The love of my life wanted to cheat on me with his ex. I had to get out of here. I couldn't breathe

"S-S-Shrek, I-I-I-I'm LEAVING. I can't believe you'd play me like this. I'm going home. Your swamp is no longer the place for me" I sobbed as I walked out of the door and to the car. I turned the ignition on and sped away before Shrek could speak. I can't believe this was happening to me.

------- 5 hours later -------

After ignoring Shrek's calls 300 times, I finally picked up. I could hear him giggling on the other line.

"What the fuck is your problem" I said down the phone

"HAPPY APRILS FOOLS" Shrek, Fiona and Donkey all yelled down the phone. "I'm sorry I hurt you baby, come back please. I'll make it up to you." Shrek carried on seductively.

"Ugh anything for you babe, see you soon"

------- back at the swamp --------

As soon as I got to the door, Shrek pulled me into the house onto the couch.

"I'm so sorry babe please forgive me" Shrek whimpered whilst placing soft kisses all around my jawline, his onion breath fanning my face.

I moaned.

"I can't say no to you like this bae"

"Okay then that settles it" Shrek moaned whilst literally ripping my clothes off "get ready for the night of your life Frank baby"

I took Shreks clothes off before we began to make one of the most memorable nights of our lives.

"shrek is love" i whimpered "shrek is life"

------- 2 years later -------

Shrek had just finished tucking our quadruplets into bed.

"Happy 2 year anniversary to the best day of our lives" Shrek said softly, "I'm glad we can start round 2 now."

THE END.