The awesome book about me.

**NEW DORK DIARIES BOOK**

HELLO TOMATOES!!!! 🍅🍅🍅

Guess what?! I have a new book! AND IT'S ANOTHER DORK DIARIES BOOK!!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

The title of the book is 'Tales-from-YOUR-Not-So-Fabulous-Life'. Go and check it out!

"Sunrise! Why does it have a 'your' in the title?"

You wanna why? It's because it's a 'reader insert' book. You are one of the characters in the book. The main character to be exact.

I thought of this when I was taking a shower just like my other book '25 Christmas Days'.

Showers gives me awesome ideas. It refreshes my body and my mind.

I should take baths even more often like maybe three times a day. LOL! Just kidding! 😛

What are you waiting for? Read my book NOW!!!

Come on! READ! READ! READ!!!!!!!!!

You're still here? Why aren't you reading my story?!

I'm serious. You can go now...

FINE!!!! 😟

If you're not leaving. THEN I AM!!! 😤😤😤