Rants and Biscuits

School Nurses #9

MAJOR RANT TIME! Ok, right now I'm current fuming. *steam comes out of ears*

Now of course it's for a really lame reason that kinda small but it's goes deeper. Much deeper. *digs hole to China*

Where to begin, where to begin, oh right! SCHOOL NURSES FREAKING SUCK. And not just any school nurse, no my school nurse. Let me explain.

Ever since I got to high school it seems like my school nurse hates me. The first time I went in saying I felt disgusting. My brother had been throwing up a ton the past three days and I felt sick to my stomach. I explained this to her and she just said "Drink some water"

*stares into stupid eyes* Does that make sense? If I tell you my brother has been throwing up and that I feel sick, you should at least call my parents.

So I get a drink, go back to class and then go back. When I walk in she sighs and tells me to go lie down. After five minutes of feeling like I'm gonna throw up I get the confidence to ask to call my mother. She sighs heavily again and says "Ok fine, but I don't want you crying like a third grader to your mom"

*picks up seraph blade* How about you shut up before I slice you in half, huh? So I call my mom and she asks to talk to the nurse, while talking to my mom I hear this "We usually don't let students go home for such small reasons"

DO YOU HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING WOMEN! Anyways, I go home that day and end up throwing up five times. *smirks into eyes*

Ever since then that demon of a nurse has hated me. Every time I went in since that day I got snarky responses, eye rolls and heavy sighs. She always insists that I go back to class and I always tell her I'm too sick to, end up going home and becoming more sick. She's beyond awful. And today she was annoying as well!

At my school you can't contact your parents if you're sick. You're supposed to go to the nurses office. But considering my past history with that demon, I quickly text my mom that I feel disgusting. I told her this morning that I felt gross as well so she says she'll pick me up. When I go down to the office they tell me to go to the nurse office. *pinches nose*

Why, why, why, why. So I go and get bombarded with "You should not have texted your mother, that was irresponsible, breaking our schools rule, completely uncalled for"

Really? Really?! You're getting worked up over nothing. And as I'm leaving with my mom I hear her say "Children these days need to be better brought up" I wanted to set my mergoats on her then and there. But being the compassionate soul I am *grins evilly* I did not.

Point of this whole thing, don't be rude if you're a school nurse. Ok, ok, ok that's not really a basic lesson. But this is a rant book after all, nothing about this will be basic.

Anyways, I should probably go sleep now so I can go to school tomorrow.

-Peyton