I usually hated those dumb princess wigs with a burning passion, from wearing an itchy wig and reading books to kids for hours, but today it was different. I was too busy holding in my laugh.
"How do I look?" Joe asked sarcastically and attempted to flip his wig, but only succeeded in tangling his hand in the wig and flinging it across the room.
"You're such a hottie." I said and couldn't help smiling as Joe trudged across the room grumpily to get the wig.
"I don't know if this is exactly a good shirt to wear to try to pass as a girl." Joe said and pointed at his shirt.
I rolled my eyes and walked to my cubby hole and took out a sweater I had left there the day before.
Joe pulled the sweater over his head and got it caught and couldn't pull it on.
"I can't without breaking it." Joe said helplessly with his arms stuck above his head.
I reached up and took off the sweater. "You have to take off your sweatshirt and shirt, and then it'll actually fit and not look weird."
"Ughhhhh." Joe complained, but pulled his sweatshirt off, and paused for a second looking at me and then swiftly pulled the hem of his t-shirt and took it off over his head. Leslie walked in at that exact moment looking extremely confused.
"It's for the prank he's doing." I explained as Joe put the sweater on and turned away to hide his red face. Joe continued to look flustered so I gently teased him.
"Oh no she saw your lil abs, boo hoo." I smiled at his discomfort.
"Hey these are a thatcher's abs." He exclaimed indignantly and flexed his muscles jokingly.
"Exactly, your body is nothing to be self conscious about."
"Well how can you be self conscious about a body this hot?" Joe said sarcastically and winked at me.
"Gross." I was my only comment, and I reached out to adjust the sweater on his lean form.
"Ya nasty." Joe proclaimed in an awful american accent.
"Okay we all set?" I said as I stepped back and took a deep breath.
"Yep I think so." Joe said and struck a pose.
"You are the dorkiest dork, I've ever seen." I said rolling my eyes.
"Let's do this." Joe said and we walked out.
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Don't Touch Me (A Joe Sugg Fanfiction)
Storie d'amoreIssues. We all have them. And Rory's trust issues are getting in the way of her life. She can't trust anyone or anything, and is extremely guarded. One night her life completely changes.