Yuri was lackadaisically practicing stretches, he was bored, bored, and not to mention BBBBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEDDDD. He was glued to his phone as any normal teenager would be when a notification popped up.
"New email Feb.1 2017." He clicked on it.
2/1/2017
Totallyarealbuisiness@gmail.com wrote:
Dear Mr. Plisetski, I hav a greet bissyness offer for you, would you like to see it?
Yuri hovered over the delete button, but something struck him. His impulse led him to click "reply".
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
What offer?
On 2/1/2017 Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
We are trying to build a beach front property on Mars.
Yuri smirked, this was going to be good.
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
I can fund some of it, but I can't fund all of it, as I need to money for my Hogwarts school supplies. Is there anyone else funding this?
On 2/1/2017 Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
NASA
Seriously? They expected him to believe that that American Space station would find this? He didn't know much about the U.S., but he knew NASA wouldn't fund that crud.
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
Excuseeee meeee?????!?!? I am from Pluto and NASA along with all space stations and mentions of astronomy trigger me.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
Sir are you not taking this seriously?
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
I am VERY serious, how dare you insult me you racist pig!
On 2/1/2017 Totalkyarealbuissiness wrote:
Oh, I am sorry, do you have any business ideas?
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
Can I get my friend in on this?
On 2/1/2017 Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
Off curse!
TigerP@gmail.com forwarded this message to OtabekAltin@gmail.com
Otabek was sitting on a bench quietly when he got the message, he scrolled through the previous text and got the connotation.
On 1/2/2017 OtabekAltin@gmail.com wrote:
Ok, I have the BEST business idea! Instead of walls, we have....... COTTON BALLS!
Yuri mentally fist bumped his normally quiet best friend.
On 2/1/2017 Totallyarealbuissness@gmail.com wrote:
Scince you are helping me with this lovely investment, you shall receive a sign up reward with your cut of the money. Please just send me some identification.
Mila skates by and noticed Yuri looking
"Whatcha laughing at?" she said, stopping infront of the blonde.
"I replied to a spam email, this happened," Yuri said, "this is what happened.
The fifteen year old showed the red head his phone.
"Dude..." started the skater, "forward that to me."
On 2/1/2017 TigerP@gmail.com forwarded this message to Sarcasticcomplements@gmail.com:
Here you go
On 2/1/2017, Sarcasticcomplements@gmail.com wrote:
Hello new business partner! I cannot wait to fund your project! I have tons of money as I am the ruler of Venus, it's really boring here so something to do like funding this project would make things slightly less boring! Mr. Plisetski, is a dear friend of mine that I am helping through his tough time of buying Hogwarts school supplies (prices on Pluto are through the roof). Thank you.
- The Empress of Venus, and your eternal dark overlord, Mila.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
Perfect your Majesty! Just send me some identification and we can get this started.
Yuri and Mila both smiled, and if they could see Otabek they would know a smirk had appeared on his face as well.
Yuri had sent in a tiger print pattern, Otabek sent in a finger print, and Mila sent in an edited Pokémon card.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissiness wrote:
What is this?
On 2/1/2017, TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
Um, all tigers have different prints, this makes us identifiable, duh! Oh dear, silly me! I forgot to mention the residents of Pluto are all tigers. You see, after humans started hunting us, the majority of us moved to Pluto, sorry for the misunderstanding.
On 2/1/2017, OtabekAltin@gmail.com wrote:
This is my finger print, each human has a different finger print. Your fingerprint is different than mine, go check. Boom.
On 2/1/2017, Sarcasticcomplements@gmail.com wrote:
This is my identification, I identify as an Enpoleon. If you are against that, I can see that you are close minded. If you truly are heartless and cold, then you can turn me away. #Enpoleonlivesmatter.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissness@gmail.com wrote:
OK, if you aren't going to take this seriously, I will cancel.
On 2/1/2017, OtabekAltin@gmail.com wrote:
Wow, you fail see that we are not joking. You just broke the heart of a poor, gentle(ish) Enpoleon. I'd never!
Yuri laughed and Mila chocked back tears of joy.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissness@gmail.com wrote:
Fine!!! If u guyz are really being series. I shall take your requests now.
On 2/1/2017, TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
I want a large shipment of poptarts.
On 2/1/2017, OtabekAltin@gmail.com wrote:
A small bonsai plant to keep with me at all times.
On 2/1/2017, Sarcasticcomplements@gmail.com wrote:
A 12 month AnimalJam membership and a plot of land in the Caribbean.
On 2/1/2017, Totallyarealbuissiness@gmail.com wrote:
What the heck are you going to do with that?
On 2/1/2017, TigerP@gmail.com wrote:
Um, poptarts! There are so many uses! You could toast them, microwave them, and if you have a good oven, theoretically you could bake them.
On 2/1/2017, OtabekAltin@gmail.com wrote:
It's personal, you wouldn't understand.
On 2/1/2017, Sarcasticcomplements@gmail.com wrote:
It's for your own safety that you don't know. If you do I will have to murder you and everyone you love.
"Hey, I'm going to put Beka on Skype really quick," said the smol skater.
"That's so cute! You have a nickname for him!" Mila started pinching Yuri's cheek like an old lady. Suddenly the Skype went on.
"Hey." Otabek said flatly.
"Hey!" Yuri said rubbing his cheek.
"Betcha that we won't actually get our things." said the ballerina.
"Your on," said his quiet best friend.
Feb. 2nd 2017.
Yuri Plisetski gets up and tries to find food. He checks the door for packages and finds one. He gets a knife and opens it up, only to find.... poptarts.
He unplugs his phone and dials a number in shock.
When his bff picks up he finally answers, all he has to say is
AN: This was kinda filler, I just wanted to write this to make a friend of mine laugh and I decided to add it to my story 😊
"Beka, I think I owe you money."
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Unconditional Love (Otayuri fluff)
FanfictionJust two figure skating dudes, trying to figure out life (and failing).
