Randomness

Oml XD

My friend gave me her phone and I saw this in notes...

Wassup Missy,

You're either on the plane or are looking at me in Ms. Morres class. I just wanting to say, try not to forget your crazy friends back here in Wiesbaden. I would never say this to your face, but your actually really pretty. Wouldn't be surprised if you end up bein a stripper maybe prostitute, probably to pay for your children.

Please come soon, totally not a forced dirty joke. And if you do come across any weed, remember my address. Me and bri will probably be waiting for you ouside our house while smoking pot. Our children will be deformed yet still look prettier than you. Nathaniel and Amarachi will be living beside us with monkey children, still better looking than you would be.

I hope you realise that you'll never find anyone else that'll love your ugly ass as much as we do. And if you do have a husband that cares for you, know somethings wrong with him, or your dreaming. Let's face it though, you'll probably have a child before any of us. Whether or not its intentional, we'll just have wait and see.

Really though, I will miss you and your insults. I hope you don't forget us back here in Germany! And keep your brain plugged in! Who knows when

You're either on the plane or are looking at me in Ms. Morres class. I just wanting to say, try not to forget your crazy friends back here in Wiesbaden. I would never say this to your face, but your actually really pretty. Wouldn't be surprised if you end up bein a stripper maybe prostitute, probably to pay for your children.

Please come soon, totally not a forced dirty joke. And if you do come across any weed, remember my address. Me no bri will probably be waiting for you ouside our house while smoking pot. Our children will be deformed yet still look prettier than you.

I hope you realise that you'll never find anyone else that'll love your ugly ass as much as we do. And if you do have a husband that cares for you, know that somethings wrong with him, or your dreaming. Let's face it though, you'll probably have a child before any of us. Whether or not its intentional, we'll just have to see.

Really though, I will miss you and your insults. I hope you don't forget us back here in Germany! And keep your brain plugged in! Who knows when youll need to use it. If you meet any boys though, don't waste any time telling me! need to use it. If you meet any boys though, don't waste any time tellinñg me!

I'll send you some photos of Luke because I know how  much
 you love that stalker stuff. I'll seductively flirt with him just so you'll be jealous. Even though I'm ugly, at least I don't have to date Enrique to fell pretty and wanted

Love,
Your totally fucked up friend,
 Lillian.

Also, remember this.

"You'll also say, Damn, it's so long!"

Just one more dirty joke. 😉

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I'm so going to hell XD