Random stories about me or other things!

I SHOULD REALLY STOP

DON'T ASK WHY IM STILL WRITING CAUSE I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

ANYWAY! START JOSH!

So there was this one kid called Frank, he liked to slip on banana peels, he said they felt nice between his toes as he fell, don't ask. Anyway, one day someone dropped an orange peel on the ground, Frank who had never slipped on an orange peel before was so excited that he tried it straight away. Guess what happened. He broke his arm in 14 different places and was in hospital for a week. When he came back to school a week later he had an extremely thick cast on so it couldn't break again. So this time he was thinking he better stick to banana peels, but as he was walking down a corridor he saw some grape peels. He instantly went over to them knowing that they were as rare as a shiny charizard. He thought to himself, these cant be as bad as banana peels, I'll give it a go. So, sure enough, he slipped over on them. Guess what happened. Yeah, you guessed it, he broke his other arm, this time in 15 places. So he was in hospital for a week and a half this time and while he's was there, he needed to go to the toilet, so he got up and out of the corner of his eye he saw a lemon skin. He knew he shouldn't but he couldn't stop himself. He walked up to it and slipped over it. Guess what. Yeah, he's dumb, he broke BOTH OF HIS LEGS and couldn't move for a month. The doctors had to put him in a wheel chair when it was time to go back to school. Wheeling down the corridor, he was greeted by all his friends and he had to tell the whole story to them all. But in mid sentence he saw something, something he had never seen before. A WATERMELON SKIN. Overwhelmed with excitement he wheeled his wheel chair over next to it and got ready for his greatest slip ever. He knew this would be a once in a life time opportunity for him, so he savoured the moments before it and breathed deeply. He wheeled backwards from it, ready to get a run up. His friends realised what he was doing and screamed for him to stop. But Frank was determined, he knew what he had to do. He aimed right on target and prepared his recently broken arms to push his wheelchair. Then he pushed, he shot forward. He was hurtling towards the watermelon skin at 1-2 MPH. He was getting nearer and nearer. He had reached his wheelchairs top speed of 3 MPH and was bracing for impact. He was so close. He zoomed the last 5 metres and hit the watermelon skin. He was going so fast at that point that suddenly........ The watermelon skin turned into a black hole and everyone died, including Frank.

THE END