Random stories about me or other things!

Why

Yeah

Hi! I'm back! Probably not for long!

IM HERE TOO

I'm .......... dying.

Same

ANYWAY. START JOSH!

So there was a fat man called Fabian, but his friends called him Fatso, and he was very fat. Hint is in the name. And he lived in........ ....... ...... (thinking) ................................. (where do you think he should live).............(ALEX WHERE)....................................(SHUT THE HELL UP.) Fatso lived in a huge valley called Bananabutterflobberschnobberville...(K) and he liked to eat big juicy....... apples (jeez you guys are wrong minded, thinking I'd write some weird crap). It was just a normal morning in ...... yeah banana whatever the heck ville.... and Fatso got up to eat some cereal, specifically Coco Pops, and he walked over to the fridge to get milk for the cereal. As he reached the fridge there was an explosion but not just an explosion, a MASSIVE EXPLOSION, IM TALKING THE SIZE OF A LIKE...... LIKE...... LIKE A DANG LADYBUG, SUPER MASSIVE, IT WAS SO LOUD THAT FATSO'S EARDRUMS ALMOST HEARD IT AND THE GROUND ALMOST SHOOK, BUT NOT QUITE. After this Fatso noticed that something was wrong and he took extreme measures to see what it was. He..... he did something he had never done before..... he...... he went outside...... the sunlight from the morning moon filled his lungs as he talked up to the letterbox and saw a massive ladybug the size of a ladybug. He then passed out from the shock of seeing a small tow truck dying inside from crippling depression whilst too anxious to move on from his divorced white punch buggy wife. Fatso was suddenly scooped up from his shock induced slumber by a light post eating letter opener and flew through the air on the back of this letter opener. Once he finally woke from his questionable slumber he didn't recognise where he was, the roof of the room he was in was made of roof and the floor made of floor. The walls though, they were different, they were made of wall. Wow. There was one door in the corner of the room and guess what it was made of. Yep. You guessed it. Plant pots. Congrats ur smart.

On the ceiling made of car leather, there was a window dead centre to let some light in. And it was made of... wait for it...
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Wait a little more...
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Just a little longer...
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Drumroll please,
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The window was NOT made out of tissue paper like all would suspect! It was made of....................... glass!

(What the hell who does that) he went over to the door and opened it and behind it was a boot. He touched the boot and...
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Harry potter reference in
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It was a portkey and he teleported home and died in his bed. The next morning at 5pm he woke up and was sad because after yesterday's adventure he realised he had left out the Coco Pops yesterday and the were all soggy.

THE END