So, after the first part, I'm guessing you aren't really wanting anymore dumb stuff like that, well guess what, you're getting some. Deal with it.
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So there were these two guys, one called Jeffery and one called Dominic. Dominic and Jeffery were best friends. They would do everything together. One day Dom and Jeff were at school and this teacher called Mrs Plantpot walked up to them. "Why were you two boys bringing chimpanzees to school? That's against school rules! It's rule number 1284, go check!" She said. Dom and Jeff were really confused at this and said to her "Look you old wrinkly hag, we didn't do anything you basket basher. What even are chimpanzees you dirty lumbutt." At this, Mrs Plantpot screamed and said "HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CHIMPANZEE IS, THEY ARE NATIVE TO THE MOON AND EVOLVED FROM PIGEONS, ITS SO SIMPLE, HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT!? BUT I GUESS YOU CANT HAVE BROUGHT CHIMPS TO SCHOOL SINCE YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CHIMP IS." After the boys heard this they walked away whispering to each other "I can't believe we got away with bringing the chimpanzees to school!"
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