Random stories about me or other things!

Alex's story

Hi, all. It's Alex again.

Oh god - Josh

We're in the library at school and Josh is doing his maths homework and I don't have my iPad with me so I can't work on Protector of Oaths so I grabbed Josh's iPad and I decided to write a random story.

Im scared

Let's go.
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There once was a boy named Lucas Fluffertoshermon von Octopidionas, (Lol, what the hell Alex.)but people just call him Dave because it's harder to pronounce and people in Dave's school always like a challenge. (Aha)

Dave was always a weird boy. Puberty seemed to be drunk and having weird thoughts, so it grew a banana on the top of his butt (Alex why... WHY NOT)and he also grew a second head that was rude, narcissistic and considered himself the Sass King.(Not unlike me huh?)When Dave grew his second head, the first head still wanted to be called Dave and the second head shouted at everyone and demanded to be called Alabaster. (great.... -_-)

When Dave was walking to school one day, the school's stereotype shy, awkward and ugly nerd girl slammed into him by accident.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I'm late for math class!" Stereotype Nerd Girl apologised in a nasally voice, sounding like she was in a rush. Which she was. (Very rushed)

"Um, ex-CUSE ME?! APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, YOU BUMPED INTO ME WITH YOUR UGLY NERD BOOKS WITH YOUR UGLY NERD BODY, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE YOU???!!?!?!?!,!,!,!?!!!!! OUT OF MY SIGHT, FILTHY WENCH!!!" Alabaster screamed, pointing his right index finger to the inside of the school. Stereotype Nerd Girl cried, tears streaming down her face, running away to her Maths class. (Smooth moves...)

Alabaster huffed in annoyance, crossing his arms and raising his head. "Filthy common folk."

"Dude, seriously." Dave said to his conjoined twin. "You are a regular 15 year old boy, not the King of Sass." (That's debatable)

Alabaster growled, trying to turn his head to Dave and glared, but since their heads were so close and being conjoined twins, this attempt failed. "Hey, shut up, you! I can dream!"

"Oh, really, now?" Dave smirked. "Banana Butt Tail disagrees." The bulge over the Twins' butt crack under their jeans, which was the banana which grew on their butt due to weird puberty, wiggled to prove Dave's point. (Oh god)

Alabaster screamed in rage, and having another 'snobby rich kid' tantrum, he ripped Banana Butt Tail off his butt and squished it in his hand, and smashed it to the ground and slammed it under his foot.

Dave yelped in pain. "Dude, seriously! What was that for?!" (Banter)

Dave's conjoined twin growled with rage. "You were part of the problem, you traitor! DIE DIE DIE!!!" (Overwatch reference? No, shut up and keep reading.) Alabaster screamed, pulling a Coach Hedge. (Tim would get this but he doesn't have Wattpad)

Alabaster wrapped his hands around Dave's neck, and pulled with so much force that Dave's head was ripped off their body, spurting blood and guts everywhere. Alabaster threw his twin's head to the ground, and like Banana Butt Tail, smashed Dave's head under his foot. (Geez, that escalated)

Then, a black hole opened in the tiny hole where Dave's neck once was, and sucked everything inside it, including Dave's head. And the head of Alabaster got sucked into the hole, too, and the body imploded and got sucked into the black hole as well.

And that, dear friends, is the story of how Lucas Fluffertoshermon von Octopidionas, Dave in longer form, died.

Rest in peace, Banana Butt Tail. You will forever remain in our hearts. (Don't worry Banana Butt, I won't remember you) (you disrespectful little...)

Any way, thanks for that Alex.

That's all from us...

GOODNIGHT

ITS 9 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING, IDIOT

SHHHH

BYE!

HI

SHUSH

MOO, FEMALE DOG

BYE FOR NOW

ALEX DONT TALK AGAIN PLS