--Clark's POV--
I was masterbating to my picture of Adalf Hitler when someone knocked at my door.
"Goddamnit, my love juice just started flowing." I whined with anger of ten-thousand babies being raped.
I stood up and opened the door. What I saw took my breath away. It was the most beautiful man I've ever seen (Besides Adalf Hitler).
He looked down at my raging erection and blushed. I looked down and remember that I have no clothes on, I immediately go redder than a ripe strawberry, "Sorry, I was just. Umm... I was... Umm... Ummm... Fucking the babies in my bedroom?" I say uncomfortably trying to push away the fact that I was masterbating to a future god.
The strange man chuckles finally looking back up to my face, "This is for you." He says handing me an envelope that had my name, and I quickly realize that he also has an erection. I smile and take the envelope. In the sexy manner that my lord and savoir Adalf taught me I tossed the envelope over my shoulder. I had more pressing matters to attend to. Like this sexy devil in front of me.
I reach out with the sexy whisper of, "Lord Hitler watches. Care to join me."
"Yes!!!1!" This mystery man moans, hands shifting down to his raging punishment stick.
"None of that!" I purr, batting his hands away.
I calmly grab his staff of wonder, tugging to have him follow. I bring to to the picture of my Lord. He drops to his knees at the holy sight.
I repeat his action, but with the sass of one-million ogres, "Isn't he magical?" I ask not taking my eyes off of this smexy man-baby.
The mystery man was eager to do the secks so he hardly ripped his pants off, "I can't take it any longer." He yells before shoving his penis in my ass.
We hulk smashed the night away.
Oh how I enjoyed the dankness of this steamy sex session.
Okay! First chapter of what is the best otp out there.
I got inspiration from a friend, and also some additions to the story from a few friends.
That is all for today, and I will see you in the next chapter.
Buh-bye!
~E.
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An Adventure of a Lifetime; a Lark Crackfic (Lewis x Clark)
FanfictieClark, Lewis' partner in his exploration (if you know what I mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge*) Little did they know that they are about to have the time of thier lifes on this exploration ;))
