"In an hour, I'll have to go on a mission to pick up my new partner." Juzo said. "Tobi is excited to meet Juzo-senpai's new partner!" With that, Zetsu, Tobi and Juzo stared at Kakuzu all at the same time. Kakuzu abruptly stood and tried to walk out of the room but was blocked by the said three. "F**k." Kakuzu muttered under his breath.
"Now you behave yourself or else." Kakuzu threatened as big emerald eyes stared back at him. "Buh!" Sakura said, grinning as she gripped a coin. "Don't you dare swallow that or I'll sell you off to get back that coin." Kakuzu threatened, yet again.
A few minutes later...
"1068, 1069, 1070 , 1071--" Kakuzu was cut off when Sakura whined and threw the coin she was holding at Kakuzu's head. "Ow!" Kakuzu exclaimed, twitching as he picked the coin up. "Ta." Sakura said, gaining Kakuzu's attention as she rubbed her tummy. "Hungry?" Kakuzu asked. "Buh!" Sakura said, nodding.
"Well, at least now you know how to express yourself." Kakuzu stated, sighing as he readied Sakura's milk. "What a smart brat." Kakuzu muttered under his breath. Sakura giggled, crawling her way towards Kakuzu, almost falling off the bed.
"Oi, you stay on the bed and don't mess up my money." Kakuzu said, catching Sakura before she falls off. "Du." Sakura said, tearing up as Kakuzu set her on his lap with her bottle on the other hand. "Shush. Your milky is here." Kakuzu said, twitching as he held the bottle for Sakura.
"Did I just f**king hear you say 'milky'?" Hidan barged in with a smug smirk on his face. "Has anyone told you to watch your language infront of infants?" Kakuzu retaliated just as Sakura finished her milk. Sakura gave a monsterous burp as Kakuzu patted her back.
"What do you want?" Kakuzu asked, setting Sakura on the bed. "Money. We need to buy some sh**t." Hidan said, making Kakuzu glare at him. "Did leader ask for it?" Kakuzu asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No."
"Then, no. Money don't grow on trees."
"You f**king cheapskate, I swear to Jashin-sama I'll--" Hidan was cut off when Sakura started crying.
"Look, she's crying. All because you cussed at her uncle Kakuzu." Kakuzu said, picking Sakura up.
"Since when did you f**king become her uncle?"
"Since I gave her the coin and she returned it. This is a good kid to return money that's not hers."
"Here, buy Sakura milk. Make sure it's the usual brand." Kakuzu handed Hidan the money. Kakuzu earned himself a glare and a curse. "F**king lazy bum." Hidan whispered, walking towards the door, only to be stopped when he felt a tug on his cloak. He turned only to see Sakura holding it tightly as she looked at Hidan with teary eyes.
"Gabuh!" Sakura crawled in front of Hidan and started signaling Hidan to carry her. "Wanna f**king come with me, b**ch?" Hidan asked.
"Bah!"
"Alright, come on! I'm taking this b**ch with me." Hidan carried Sakura in his arms.
"Remember, buy the usual brand!"
Hidan ran at full speed from branch to branch. A few minutes later, they reached the grocery. Hidan took the time to walk around, searching for her milk.
"Where the f**k is that usual brand?" He whispered to himself. "Bah!" Sakura reached out to a can of milk with the picture of a brown cow. "You want that instead?" He asked. "Gabuh!" Hidan took the milk and headed towards the meat section. "Well it's only 1 ryo more expensive than the sh**ty usual. I'm sure Kakuzu won't f**king notice." They spent an hour shopping for food.
"Bah! Gabuh!" Sakura shouted, struggling in Hidan's arms. "What the f**k do you want, b**ch?" Hidan put Sakura down and watched her crawl towards a set of kunai toys. "You little tomboy." Hidan whispered with a smirk on his face. He carried Sakura towards the cashier with the set of kunai and the goods.
He walked out of the grocery store and put the bags down momentarily. "Alright, b**ch. I can't carry you AND the bags at the same time. Now get in here." Hidan put Sakura in his cloak and zipped his cloak up. Sakura's chubby little fingers gripped Hidans cloak. Hidan picked up the bags and ran full speed towards the hideout. Hidan grinned as Sakura giggled all the way back.
To Be Continued...
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Zetsu's Uncannibalized Daughter
FanfictionWhat would happen if an infant was left along the way towards the Akatsuki base with a letter attached to it, stating that it is ZETSU'S infant? What if it's not even an infant we are talking about? But was actually a 7 year old who got turned into...
