Lex: MERCY
Mercy: Yes, Mr. Luthor?
Lex: CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS TODAY
Lex: I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY SUPER SECRET PLANS OF DESTROYING SUPERMAN
Mercy: ...
Mercy: Forgive me, Mr. Luthor, but I think you're...obsessing a bit about your Superman plans.
Lex: I AM NOT
Lex: OMG
Mercy: What is it?
Lex: SUPERMAN JUST TWEETED AT ME
Lex: HE SAID I SUCK
Lex: OMG MERCY CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS FOR THE WEEK
Lex: SUPERMAN WILL PAY FOR THIS
Mercy: ...yes, Mr. Luthor.
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Texting Silliness | Batman v Superman
Fanfiction• all i know is everybody loves me • What if our superhero and supervillain friends spent the duration of Batman v Superman just texting each other? Read on to enter the mayhem and madness! (this is trash and i am trash lol)
