Superman: guys come quick
Wonder Woman: what's wrong?
Superman: it's Lex
Superman: he's done something terrible
Batman: what has he built another doomsday or something
Superman: no
Superman: it's worse
Superman: so much worse
Wonder Woman: well tell us!
Superman: there was a bake sale at an elementary school
Batman: oh no what did he do?
Superman: he... he stole 40 cakes
Wonder Woman: ...
Batman: ...
Batman: Clark are you serious
Batman: are you ACTUALLY being serious rn
Wonder Woman: Zeus give me strength...
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Texting Silliness | Batman v Superman
Fanfiction• all i know is everybody loves me • What if our superhero and supervillain friends spent the duration of Batman v Superman just texting each other? Read on to enter the mayhem and madness! (this is trash and i am trash lol)
