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1:02am
Yoongi
I got let out of hospital
Hoseok
I know you did 😇
Hoseok
you look sleepy baby boy,
get some rest
Yoongi
im in my room with no
lights on how the fuck
Hoseok
😇
Yoongi
oh yeah, silly me, i forgot
ur my almighty guardian angel
Yoongi
wonderful
Yoongi
am I ever gonna be able to masterbate again?
Hoseok
😇
Yoongi
my mother once told me never to trust boys who say they're my guardian angel
Hoseok
really?
Yoongi
no, of course she didn't say that
Yoongi
she isn't the type of person to believe in angels
Yoongi
n guess what
Yoongi
neither is most of the human population
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2:32pm
Hoseok
in the good old times
like the 11th century
it was harder to like
be someones guardian angel
bc you couldnt just text them like
'ayo whaddup you betta be resting or god will fire me'
Yoongi
wow, you speak fucking beauitfully, hoseok
a being of eloquence
no wonder you're an angel
'ayo whaddup'
is that shakespeare?
Hoseok
ew
i wish i was assinged someone
who didnt have such a foul mouth
Yoongi
ur welcome to leave
i didnt ask for a creepy beautiful museum boy to turn out to be some sort of
'guardian angel' who just turns up at my hospital lookin all beautiful
so like
theres the door
Hoseok
im gonna tell god ur an ass n i want another human
Yoongi
good luck with that
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2;52am
Yoongi
FUc k HOSe ok WhatT juSt Hpaepend
Hoseok
o yeah btw I'm gods favourite so prepare urself
Yoongi
HoSeokK MAKE IT STOP I JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL FUU CK
Hoseok
😇
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4:32am
Hoseok
have you even sexted an angel?
Yoongi
can't say I have, no
Hoseok
that changes now 😎
Yoongi
I'm blocking you
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Block 'Hoseok'?
YES | no
[Error]
Could not block 'Hoseok'
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Block 'Hoseok'?
YES | no
[Error]
Could not block 'Hoseok'
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Yoongi
fuck
YOU ARE READING
Heaven ◈ Yoonseok
Fanfiction❝When angels go bad, they are worse than anyone else.❞ In which Hoseok is Yoongi's guardian angel, and that's a load of crap, of course.
