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Teaching their kids how to swim (part 2):

Oikawa: *Messes up his hair* You fucking shitty brat get your ass over here I will rip your shoulders off

Iwaizumi: *Swims super slow so his child would beat him in a race* aW DAMMIT I LOST *slams fists on the surface of the water* oH NO YOU BEAT ME

Hanamaki: *Pushes kid off the diving board* yEET

Matsukawa: *Tackles his kid into the water* jOHN CENA !1!!1!1!1

Kenma: *Kid slaps his phone into the water because Kenma is not playing with them* *Kenma slowly crawls to the edge of the pool and starts hissing and clawing at the water*

Kuroo: *Kid is running over wet tiles. He grins and whispers under his breath* Fall.

Yaku: nO I DON'T NEED AN ADULT TO SUPERVISE ME I'M A FUCKING DAD

Lev: *He was thinking a floatie was his kid, he's been talking to a floatie the entire time*

Bokuto: *Pushes kid off the diving board* Spread your owl wings and fly.

Akaashi: Make sure you bring out your towel so when you get out you wont be too cold *Kisses kids forehead*

Aone: *Weird version of teaching their kid how to swim by dragging them across the water by their arms*

Terushima: *Is legit peeing in the pool* The whole world is my bathroom

Terushima: *Is legit peeing in the pool* The whole world is my bathroom

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