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Haikyuu characters and their preferable way to kill a hoe :) (next chapter will be their preferable way to dispose of the body :) ):

Hinata: He a smol boy so he stab the legs and just let them bleed to death

Kageyama: DROWN THEM IN MILK

Suga: No no Suga don't kill

Suga torture

Daichi: Push them off a cliff lmao bye

Noya: gun bc pew pew

Asahi: Jerks their head sideways then quickly  apologizes then prays and asks for forgiveness amen

Tanaka: CHAINSAW YEHA

Iwaizumi: Stab them in the neck and then remove their limbs and sell them in the black market I mean at least you get money

Oikawa: Kill Them With Kindness hAH

Mattsun and Makki: Torture them with old and cringy memes making them want to stab themselves

Kuroo: Hit them in the face with a volleyball until they pass out and them stab them idk

Kenma: Make them play the most addictive games so they don't do anything else so they starve to death I guess

Bokuto: Hoot hoot take them into a forest full of owls and they have to basically try to survive when the owls attack mWHAHAH

Akaashi: SUMMON A DEMON AND GATHER IN A CIRCLE AND USE THE HOE FOR A SACRIFICE

Akaashi: SUMMON A DEMON AND GATHER IN A CIRCLE AND USE THE HOE FOR A SACRIFICE

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aye yo it's ya boi wuss poppin

Anyways I realize that writing 10 ways to die is difficult because the amount of free time I have is pretty much nonexistent like my will to live

that's why I always made books like this because they really only need a few minutes to make and pretty much all you need is creativity instead of great writing skills, grammar, spelling etc

anyways I had an idea like I'm rping as Oikawa so I mean whY DON'T I MAKE AN "ASK OIKAWA" BOOK GAH

ITS EASY AND IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG TO ANSWER QUESTIONS SO YEHA IT SEEMS FUN

COMMENT IF I SHOULD DO IT

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