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Haikyuu ships (+ Teru)in Heavenly Host Elementary school (basically that haunted school in Corpse Party where people died ٩( ᐛ )و ):

Kagehina:
H: IS THAT A DEAD BODY?!!,
K: No dumb ass that's just a prop see *Pokes guts and it makes a squishy sound* see I told you
H: ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

Daisuga:
S: dAICHI WE NEED TO FIND THE CHILDREN
D: BUT WE'LL BE KILLED
S: bUT THE CHILDREN DAICHI

Asanoya:
N: Asahi don't cry
A: _:('ཀ'」 ∠):
N: Asahi I BET WE ARE IN A HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW AND WE ARE BEING FILMED! WE'LL BE FAMOUS!
A: NOYA THAT'S A GHOST
N: It's just a hologram s- *Dies*
A: nOOoOOOo

Tsukiyama:
Y: TSUKKI IS THAT A DEAD BODY
T: Well shit Yams we are in a haunted school because we performed some thing that cults do of course there would be dead body's
Y: TSUKKI SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT THE TIME
T: Did you just-

Kuroken:
Ke: Hey this looks like a game I played
Ku: Really can you get us out then?
Ke: Probably
*Both end up escaping because Kenma cleared the game like 299284 times and knows his way around *

Levyaku:
Y: LEV IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD BODY OH MY GOD
L: don't worry Yaku-san it's probably just a prop, I bet that blood thing is just red paint
Y:...
L: Here *Picks up some bloody meat thing* it's probably a chicken leg or something here you eat it
Y: Lev that is shaped as a human heart
L: Hey some chickens can be born weirdly don't be offensive!
Y: I will fucking hang you in a bathroom stall like Seiko
L: What
Y: What

Bokuaka:
B: AKAKAJDKAKSJDKKAMDMD
A: Bokuto-san please don't hyperventilate
B: BUT AKAASHI THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE AND WE APPEARED HERE
A: Its not like you To be so worried Bokuto-san
B: BUT AKAASHI THE 3 HOUR OWL DOCUMENTARY IS TONIGHT
A: Shit
B: Shit

Iwaoi:
I: I FUCKING HATE THIS
O: IWA-CHAN PROTECT ME
I: IF THERE'S A GHOST I'M FUCKING SACRIFICING YOU
O: BUT IWA-CHAN
I: FUCK YOU THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAVE CAME TO SHIRATORIZAWA
O: IWA-CHAN NO
I: YES

Ushiten:
U: This wouldn't have happened if we stayed in Shiratorizawa instead Of going to Your house and doing this charm
T: I want death

Terushima (he is alone :3 )
T: Oh my god I have to pee
T: But no I cant
T: In the anime Yuka died because she wanted to pee
T: I cannot right now

Terushima (he is alone :3 )T: Oh my god I have to peeT: But no I cantT: In the anime Yuka died because she wanted to peeT: I cannot right now

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From the picture above you can see my editing skills are very poor oh well

Anyways yes a girl died from
Having to pee

Sorta

Well this girl was with her older brother n she had to pee so the brother let her fucking pee by herself that is a no no if u are in a horror house

Um I can't remember what happened in the anime but in the video game the. Brother was knocked out by a ghost and dragged somewhere else leaving the girl by herself so she roamed around looking for him but shit happened, she got captured and died :)

Anyways watch the anime it called Corpse party and if u wanna see the video game I suggest you watch Pewdiepie's walkthrough aye

ANywho if u want that scene where Yuka got killed ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ (or well she was almost killed before she was rescued but died soon because of blood loss)

(You don't have to watch that donut worry)

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