Tonight : Brendon I need answersBrallonIsReal : wut
Tonight : are you normal?
BrallonIsReal : I think so??
Tonight : explain this then
Tonight :
BrallonIsReal : Jesus how many pictures of me do you have?
Tonight : too many
BrallonIsReal : well I'm clearly not normal now
Tonight : nah, you are Brendon
BrallonIsReal : and you are weird
Tonight : tell me something I don't know
BrallonIsReal : the half of the abused
Tonight : hey Brendon I found something
Tonight :
BrallonIsReal : o
Tonight : Told ya! brensun
BrallonIsReal : you dork
BrallonIsReal : and I found something
BrallonIsReal : *insert embarrassing small baby fetus picture of you here*
Tonight : ALL RIGHT MATE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT
BrallonIsReal : I'm pretty sure that's the one post on your Moms Instagram account
Tonight : how tf did you find my moms Instagram, I didn't even know she had one
BrallonIsReal : I dunno, I have my ways ;)
Tonight : okay mom stalker
BrallonIsReal : hey I'm not the one reading all the fan fiction I can find and saving loads of pictures to "prove things"
Tonight : what's bad about that, I have nothing better to do
BrallonIsReal : well if you have nothing to do and I'm the same why haven't we hung out already???
Tonight : I don't know Sherlock
BrallonIsReal : Well I say we meet up next week in a diner or something
Tonight : sounds good forehead
( a/n - so many forehead jokes help )
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• UNKNOWN NUMBER • BRENDON URIE X READER (fem)
FanfictionYou get a drunk text from an unknown number and stuff happens..... How is that for a description? Just read the damn fan fic to see I guess Side note : some things may be inaccurate okay bye