Y/n<3 : hey cheesy! I'm boredddCheesyBrendon : and you chose me... why???
Y/n<3 : aren't you happy?
CheesyBrendon : um of fucking course! I just
CheesyBrendon : I just feel like I can sometimes be really annoying to you and you don't deserve me annoying you but then you come back and your like yay I appreciate you and I'm like oh my god thank you but why I'm a piece of shit
Y/n<3 : ... what?
Y/n<3 : Brendon is that really what you think? Because it's been so long since I've made a friend like you! In less than a month, I've gotten closer to you than I have with anyone I've met this year! Even in high school! Brendon you're not a piece of shit, even when you're purposefully trying to BE a piece of shit. It just can't happen. Because you're great!
Y/n<3 : wow I just typed a lot... thanks for coming to my ted talk I guess!
CheesyBrendon : that was an excellent ted talk :) thanks y/n that means a lot. I guess I just get really hyper when I'm texting you, you make me feel really happy!
CheesyBrendon : and I sound crazy saying that because we haven't even met!
Y/n<3 : we are going to meet!
Y/n<3 : and I feel the same way! You're great. You know what maybe we could call each other tonight?
CheesyBrendon : thanks and yeah. That could be one hell of a party. Let me get my manly voice onnnn
Y/n<3 : Haha you better.
CheesyBrendon : yeah. I can't call right now I have some stuff to sort out and errands to run so...
CheesyBrendon : could I call you tonight at... say 8:20
Y/n<3 : okay that's kind of specific
CheesyBrendon : okay 8:18:23:01
Y/n<3 : annnnd that's creepily specific. But I think I just might be free. Smell ya then, cheesy!
CheesyBrendon : OH you know it. And I will have some gossip to tell ya
Y/n<3 : is it about your... homosexually???
CheesyBrendon : OK I thought we stopped with the gay jokes >~<
Y/n<3 : I'm sorry hhseheheheh. I'll lay off now. Goodbye unknown number drunk guy!
CheesyBrendon : That's cool. That's cool.
CheesyBrendon : Bye girl I mistexted when I was drunk! May you always be my best drunk dial yet!
Y/n<3 : :,))))
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• UNKNOWN NUMBER • BRENDON URIE X READER (fem)
FanficYou get a drunk text from an unknown number and stuff happens..... How is that for a description? Just read the damn fan fic to see I guess Side note : some things may be inaccurate okay bye