BrallonIsReal : WE ARE GONNA MEET UP IN 16 DAYS ON A SATURDAYTonight : holy shit only 16 days to get ready?
BrallonIsReal : oh please tell me you're not one of those girls who spends hours getting ready
Tonight : bitch sexist!!1!! But I won't tell you if you don't wanna hear it
BrallonIsReal : I guess you have to get ready for this bîtch *flips nonexistent hair*
Tonight : you should shave your head, oh my god be an egg
BrallonIsReal : like Tyler Joseph?
Tonight : yeah, Tyler is a bean
BrallonIsReal : lol where is his hair
Tonight : lol where is your band
BrallonIsReal : only 11 year olds will laugh at that
Tonight : sorry father
Tonight : don't kill me
BrallonIsReal : one off, I wanna meet you first
Tonight : honestly, you're gonna think I'm a piece of trash. Youre a golden god compared to me (or anyone) lol
BrallonIsReal : no don't call yourself trash, I'm sure you're great , kind, beautiful
Tonight : no I'm trash *thumbs up gif*
BrallonIsReal : well trash can be interesting, you can find shit in it
Tonight : thanks
BrallonIsReal : sorry bae
Tonight : oh god
Tonight : don't say bae
BrallonIsReal : soz lol xxoxxo
Tonight : no stop
BrallonIsReal : I don't even know what I'm doing but it's clearly pissing you off bae
Tonight : bae is not a real word
BrallonIsReal : darling, I don't use real words
Tonight : lol your fans call you daddy is that a real word?
BrallonIsReal : no it's a name, my name
Tonight : oh is it?
Tonight : I'm confused, your fandom is weird
BrallonIsReal : nice to meet you 'confused, your fandom is weird', I'm daddy
Tonight : oh gosh. Looks like I actually am tired, bye
BrallonIsReal : daddy made you tired
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• UNKNOWN NUMBER • BRENDON URIE X READER (fem)
Fiksi PenggemarYou get a drunk text from an unknown number and stuff happens..... How is that for a description? Just read the damn fan fic to see I guess Side note : some things may be inaccurate okay bye