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BrallonIsReal : WE ARE GONNA MEET UP IN 16 DAYS ON A SATURDAY

Tonight : holy shit only 16 days to get ready?

BrallonIsReal : oh please tell me you're not one of those girls who spends hours getting ready

Tonight : bitch sexist!!1!! But I won't tell you if you don't wanna hear it

BrallonIsReal : I guess you have to get ready for this bîtch *flips nonexistent hair*

Tonight : you should shave your head, oh my god be an egg

BrallonIsReal : like Tyler Joseph?

Tonight : yeah, Tyler is a bean

BrallonIsReal : lol where is his hair

Tonight : lol where is your band

BrallonIsReal : only 11 year olds will laugh at that

Tonight : sorry father

Tonight : don't kill me

BrallonIsReal : one off, I wanna meet you first

Tonight : honestly, you're gonna think I'm a piece of trash. Youre a golden god compared to me (or anyone) lol

BrallonIsReal : no don't call yourself trash, I'm sure you're great , kind, beautiful

Tonight : no I'm trash *thumbs up gif*

BrallonIsReal : well trash can be interesting, you can find shit in it

Tonight : thanks

BrallonIsReal : sorry bae

Tonight : oh god

Tonight : don't say bae

BrallonIsReal : soz lol xxoxxo

Tonight : no stop

BrallonIsReal : I don't even know what I'm doing but it's clearly pissing you off bae

Tonight : bae is not a real word

BrallonIsReal : darling, I don't use real words

Tonight : lol your fans call you daddy is that a real word?

BrallonIsReal : no it's a name, my name

Tonight : oh is it?

Tonight : I'm confused, your fandom is weird

BrallonIsReal : nice to meet you 'confused, your fandom is weird', I'm daddy

Tonight : oh gosh. Looks like I actually am tired, bye

BrallonIsReal : daddy made you tired

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