Tonight : hey brenny wenny, who were you talking 'bout on your Livestream yesterday?
BrallonIsReal : what?
Tonight : what?
BrallonIsReal : I was high I don't remember
Tonight : oh well you kinda confessed that you had a small dick
BrallonIsReal : I DID?
BrallonIsReal : GOD DAMMIT
BrallonIsReal : my high self is not capable of keeping secrets
Tonight : hA jk you didn't
BrallonIsReal : o well fuk u lol
Tonight : did you just admit you have a small dick there now
BrallonIsReal : nO
Tonight :
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BrallonIsReal : why did you search 'Brendon urie in a swimsuit thing' you fuckin weirdo and why is it tagged under cara delevingne
Tonight : idk and I'm sorry, I saw that post all over tumblr and I needed to see it
BrallonIsReal : why tf would you wanna see it, I was drunk that day?
Tonight : you're always drunk, Cara
BrallonIsReal : don't waste your 4G on my dick, babe
Tonight : 'babe'? That's a new thing
BrallonIsReal : would you prefer 'pretty aSs' I feel it suits you
Pretty aSs : what the fuck, you haven't seen my ass
BrallonIsReal : we live in the same city, maybe I have, maybe I haven't
Pretty aSs : okay you god damn perve, I'm gonna go
BrallonIsReal : 13 days until you see this perve ,bitch
Pretty aSs : I know bitch
BrallonIsReal : can't wait to see you bitch
Pretty aSs : you too bitch
ForeheadBitch : I'm not surprised bitch
SomeBitch : k bye bitch
ForeheadBitch : see ya
ForeheadBitch : bich
ForeheadBitch : dammit
SomeBitch : were just a bunch of biches
ForeheadBitch : we're
ForeheadBitch : your grammar sucks
SomeBitch : your forehead sucks
ForeheadBitch : okay take that back
SomeBitch : no hahahaHAHAHAHA
ForeheadBitch : bitch
SomeBitch : bich
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BItch
I'm editing this story because it's cringey goodbye
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• UNKNOWN NUMBER • BRENDON URIE X READER (fem)
FanfictionYou get a drunk text from an unknown number and stuff happens..... How is that for a description? Just read the damn fan fic to see I guess Side note : some things may be inaccurate okay bye
