• UNKNOWN NUMBER • BRENDON URIE X READER (fem)

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Beebo : hey

Doll <3 : whaddup stranger

Beebo : eh nothing

Doll <3 : sooo, did you break up with the chick or????

Beebo : yeahh

Doll <3 : how did it go then?

Beebo : well I told her I knew about her other person thing and then she said 'she never loved me' and how 'I'm useless' and blah blah blah

Doll <3 : oh how nice

Beebo : anyway why are you so interested in my love life?

Doll <3 : Idek

Doll <3 : why are you still talking to me?

Beebo : idek

Beebo : you seem nice and you helped me find out that bitch was cheating on me and yeah you are sexy.   

Beebo : wait forget I said that last bit

Doll <3 : well thank you mister forehead

Beebo : please tell me you aren't going to start with this forehead shit

Doll <3 : nope

Forehead : okay good

Doll <3 : so..... What are you planning to do now that you're off your amazing tour of pure talent  and screaming teen girls

Forehead : you clearly haven't been to a show. Half the time it's guys shouting dirty things or girls throwing bras on stage. Last show this guy started a boob chant. And there's a lot of moms

Doll <3 : seems fun

Forehead : fuck yeah

Forehead : anyway I'm done with girls atm and I'm not planning on going anywhere so I guess I'm gonna be sad and stay at home with my dogs

Doll <3 : bro if you are sad then what am I?

Forehead : idk, but we should  be sad together?

Doll <3 : dude I don't even know where you live, for all I know we could live a million miles away from eachother

Forehead : Nevada, Las Vegas. You?

Doll <3 : oh. Well then

Forehead : where do you live? I sound like a fucking stalker oops

Doll <3 : NEVADA AS WELL BROTHER

Forehead : nice, so should we meet up?

Doll <3 : well yeah but I still need to know that I can definitely trust you

Forehead : Jesus what do you expect me to do now

Doll <3 : maybe prove that you are actually that guy 'Brendon Urie'? You could be my mom for all I know

Forehead: BUT I FOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM GIRLFRIEND

Doll <3 : SORRY BUT YOU COULD BE A FUCKEN HACKER PLAYING WITH MY EYES AND SHIT

Forehead : okay I'll do a live broadcast on Instagram or something and I will shout you out okay?

Doll <3 : sure thang, but if you waste my time I will shoot you

Forehead : IM BULLET PROOF

Doll <3 : yeah sure

Forehead : well I have my body guard Zack, he's tough shit

Doll <3 : you have a body guard?

Forehead : yeah, you never know when you're gonna need some protection from horny fans

Doll <3 : well that's lovely but I'm tired I'm gonna go

Forehead : no wait let me live stream please

Doll <3 : okayyyy