Hamilton One-Shots

The First Time

A/N: As I start this...... I have no fucking idea what I'm going to write for it. I honestly Googled I need ideas for one shots , but Google wasn't very much help. Welp, here we go! P.s. This one is gunna be a lil more, eh, how-you-say, explicate than the others ones. It won't be anything too bad, but there will be some not-so-kid-friendly references, if ya know what I mean.

     Alex burst through the door.

     "Okay! I'm not late, right?! Last time I was late and you guys started without me!"

John laughed. "No, you're not late!"

     "If you were, we would have startedwithout you again Mon Ami!" 

     "Yup," Herc agreed. 

     "Real assuring!" Alex laughed.

     "If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't have let them eatth snacks without you!" James explained, laughing. 

     "And I would have tryed to eat them anyways!" Thomas added. 

  James rolled his eyes and tryed to hit Thomas in the back of the head, but he ducked. 

  The microwave suddenly started beeping. "And that would be the popcorn!" James exclaimed, running to get it. 

  Everyone else sat down in a circle around the coffee table in the living room. James came back from the kitchen with three big bowls. One with Cheddar Sour Cream Chips, one with popcorn, and one with cheesy fries. 

     "Okay, we got snacks!" Cried Herc, "Now, where is the bottle?!"

     "I've got it!" John replied.

     "Of course you're the one who has it!" Alex laughed, rolling his eyes.

  John laughed and shrugged his shoulders. He placed the bottle on the table and spun it. It landed on Thomas. 

     "Aww, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" Thomas exclaimed.

  Everyone laughed at Thomas and his Heathers reference.

    "Okay," asked John, laughing, "Truth or dare?"

A/N: Y'all thought they were playing Spin the Bottle, didn't ya?! Lol, I'll explain the bottle thing later! XD

Thomas sighed, "Truth."

  John thought for a moment. He laughed. "How often in a week do you watch Mac N' Cheese porn?"

Thomas laughed. "Whenever I feel like it."

  Everyone was all like OHHHH!  Thomas spun the bottle and it landed on Laf. 

    "Truth or dare, bruh?"

     "First of all, Herc is bruh, not moi, also dare."

     "Okay. When you eat French Fries, does it concern you at all that you are committing an act of cannibalism?"

     "Maybe at first, but fries taste good!"

  Laf spun the bottle. It landed on Herc. Herc got dared to call Maria Reynolds and say that he fucks horses for fun. Herc then spun Alex and dared him to go out to the quad and scream I'M GAY! , which he did quite happily. Alex spun and landed on Thomas, who had to chuck a box of Kraft Mac N' Cheese out the window. He almost cried. Thomas spun again and it landed on James. Since the time they started having Truth or Dare get togethers four years ago, when they were Juniors in High School, James had never picked dare. Not once.

     "Truth or dare, Jemmy?" Thomas asked. 

  While James was thinking, he heard the faintest whisper. He heard his boyfriend say to Alex He won't pick dare, we all know he won't, he never has! It was covered up pretty well because everyone was still laughing, but he heard it.   

     "Dare!" James decided. 

The room went silent.

     "........."

     "Well?"

     "Okay." Thomas said slowly. "I dare you to go tell Patrick Henry you're in love with him!"

A/N: James and Patty were rivals.....

    "Fuck me..." James muttered, clenching his fist and getting up. He left the dorm and the others followed, giggling.

  James put on a fake smile and knocked on Henry's dorm door, while the other guys hid behind a potted tree in the hallway. When he opened it he glared no at James.

   "What do you want?!"

James smiled. "I just wanted to let you know... I'm in love with you."

  He walked away, and down the hall.

   "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Henry shouted.

  The guys were laughing so hard that they fell out from behind the tree. They ran to catch up after James and go back to the dorm. When they were all were back to the dorm, they died. Even James was curled up on the floor laughing. They couldn't even continue their game.
A/N: Lol, about the title and the misleading of the plotline in the beginning... Sorry-not-sorry. XD Love Y'all Stay Fandom Trash! ❤