Gay For Starbucks

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    "What do you mean you got forcabley removing from Starbucks?!" asked Thomas.
    "Ya,  please explain Mon Ami." added Laf.
    "Well…" said John
                           …
    One day in early November John was at Starbucks. He order a coffee. He noticed the girl behind the counter was wearing an Annie button. I like your button John told her. She thanked hin and it started a whole conversation about Annie and Broadway. About twenty minutes later there was a line out the door. John didn't even notice,  so he just continued talking. Finally one guy screamed Stop Flirting And Mobe Out Of The Way!!  John slowly turned his head,  completely straight faced,  and just said I'm gay then turned back around and continued his conversation. Finally everyone was screaming at John. A cop who was in line walked up to him,  picked him up in what was kind of like a big bear hug,  and carried him back out.
    "I better not see you back here this month" said the cop.
John got the picture,  he had been forcabley removed from Starbucks and banned for the rest of the month. Four days later he was stuck telling his friends.
                            …
    "*sigh* I'll go get us all some coffee." said Herc,  "And I promise I wont all gay over Broadway shows!"
    "Just get us banned from Walmart." Alex said,  smiling.
*Author's Note: Ya so this didn't come out as well as I hoped,  but IDC. The first thing I thought of for this one shot was when he turned and said I'm gay,  BTW. I thought of it and just had to use it. Love y'all!  Stay Fandom Trash!  ❤
 

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