War of Pop Culture

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*Author's Note: Sorry for not updating for a while. I have no excuse,  but I'm sorry.

It was a calm day on the little rented Hut by the ocean. Since it wasn't School the guys on vacation got to pick their roommates, so life was good. Thomas and James got to sleep in, Herc and Laf took a walk on the beach at sunrise, and Alex got to type all night will John made coffee, baked cookies, and painted turtles. All was peaceful until...

    "So," Thomas asked, holding up a bunch of money, "where you want to go?"
Herc and Alex said Disney World and Universal at the same time then glared at each other.
    "Oh Mon Ami, we should have seen that coming." said Laf while shaking his head. Alex and Herc spent the rest of the day arguing whether the Disney or Harry Potter movies were better.
    "We have gay dudes!" screamed Alex.
    "Have you seen Hans and Kristoff?!" Herc shouted back.
    "We'll we have people who resist death!"
    "Go watch Hercules!"
    "Okay well we have bad ships to hate on!"
    "Really?!"
    "Ya!"
    "Ya?"
    "DRAMIONE!"
Herc flinched. Yep, Alex had got him on that one, but he would get him back later. That night Herc started watching Frozen in the living room. Alex went to the kitchen and started playing The Goblet of Fire. Then started the volume battle. They started turning the volume up trying to be heard over the other. Finally, when they couldn't turn the volume up any louder they both started screaming out all the words. Finally John found a megaphone. James and Thomas unplug both TVs at the same time. When they did John immediately screamed QUIET!!  herc and Alex shut up. John continued speaking through the megaphone.
    "Now you guys are gunna settle down, behave, and compromise! Or I'll take you both to a TWILIGHT CONVENTION!"
Both of them flinched. Alex and Herc whispered for a little bit. We're just gunna spend it all at Walmart. They concluded. Alex and Herc hated Twilight.
*Author's Note: If you're fandom was offended by this I Apollo-gize. It was not intended. Stay Fandom Trash! ❤
   

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