Movin' In With Quagmire

Super FAKE Star

Peter started showing off his new look around town.

"Are you Miley Cyrus," a girl asked Peter, "Because I am a huge fan."

Peter then lied, "Why of course I am. I just gained some weight. You know all the stress."

"Well can you sign my autograph?" the girl asked pulling out a piece of paper and pen.

"Sure," he said, taking the pen and paper and writing, in cursive, "Miley Cyrus."

"Thank you," the girl said. She then went to her friends and said, "HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S MILEY CYRUS!"

"OMG!" one friend squealed, "I love Miley Cyrus."

Just then a bunch of Miley Cyrus fans began to swarm all over Peter.

"WE LOVE YOU MILEY!"

"YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION!"

A hater then said, "DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! YOU WERE MUCH BETTER AS HANNAH MONTANNA!"

"DON'T LISTEN TO THAT BITCH! HE DON'T KNOW SHIT!"

"I WANT TO DATE YOU!"

"I WANT TO BE YOU!"

"OKAY GUYS," Peter announced, and the fans calmed down a little, "I know y'all love me, but I do need my space."

"We understand," a fan said.

"Good," Peter replied, "Now, everyone gets a turn at getting my autograph."

One by one, Peter was signing people's autographs as 'Miley Cyrus' and after that; they started chasing him into his car.

As soon as Peter got in he drove back to his house, which still had a hole in it from the wrecking ball.

There, Lois asked Peter, "Where have you been?"

"I was being chased by a lot of Miley Cyrus fans," Peter explained.

"Why were Miley Cyrus fans chasing you?" Lois wondered.

"They think I'm Miley Cyrus," Peter said, happily, "Lois, this look has really changed my life!"

"Peter," Lois began, "I think you should really change your hair back."

"Why? Then I will be just plain old Peter," Peter disagreed, "I have never felt this special in my life."

Lois replied, "Peter, we can't have a bunch of fans trying to break into our home. I mean you already broke it earlier when you swung on that wrecking ball naked."

"Yeah," Meg chimed in, "My room is destroyed and I have to sleep with Chris because of you."

"Shut up, Meg," Peter said to his daughter and to Lois, he said, "Lois, they are just a bunch of people, enthused about Miley."

"Peter," Lois tried to reason, "Do you really want fans constantly stalking you?"

The fans were outside of the half destroyed house, hiding in the bushes

"I saw Miley walk in here," a fan whispered, "So let's surprise her."

"Great idea," another fan whispered back.

They then popped out.

"HEY MILEY!" a fan shouted, entering through the hole that was created.

"Quick guys," Peter said to both his wife and kids, "Get in the closet before my fans see you."

All at once, he pushed his whole family in the coat closet.

"Peter," Lois began to say, "This is ridiculous," but Peter did not listen, rather he locked them all inside.

"Hey Miley," a young woman, in her twenties said, "Me and the other fans want to give you hugs."

Peter then said, "How sweet. FREE HUGS FOR EVERBODY FROM THE SAME CHICK WHO CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"

Everyone then crowed around Peter to shower him with hugs. Some even brought him flowers.

"Hey Miley," a young man, holding a chocolate cake, saying 'You're the best,' said, "I made you a cake."

"Oh you are too kind," Peter replied.

"So why are you staying here?" a fan wondered and Peter said,

"Oh, I just rented this place, you know, until I have to go back to Hollywood."

"Why does it have a hole?" the same fan asked and Peter said,

"There have been a lot of termites, but don't worry they are all dead now."

"Well," another fan said, "We are glad that you are here. Why don't you sing us one of your songs?"

"Sure," Peter said, and everyone cheered and he began singing "We Can't Stop," then came "Wrecking Ball," and then "I adore you."

After those three songs, everyone hugged Peter some more, as Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie remained stuck in the closet, banging on the door.

"PETER!" Lois shouted, "YOU BETTER LET US OUT!" Yet no one could hear her.