Sorry I haven't updated by I've been busy with stupid school. Now for the blobfish story ( all credits to my friend Mary ).
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There were these sailors that were in a storm and they were rescued by mermaids. There were three mermaids, and all of them were beautiful but 1. The first was named Oceana, the second one was named Shellye, and the ugly one was named Bub (all of them were girls, even Bub ). Once the three sailors had woken from unconsciousness, the two beautiful mermaids arose from the depths of water. They dramatically introduced themselves, " My name is Oceana and this is Shellye, and we are the last of our kind." Shellye says, " Except for...her." " Who is-" one sailor starts to say, but is cut off by Bub. " Hey I'm Bub," the last mermaid rose from the waters and says simply. The another sailor says to Oceana, " You are so beautiful!" The last sailor says to Shellye, " You are so glorious! " The sailor that asked who Bub was says to Bub, " You seem like a nice guy, I guess. " Bub responds, " I'm a girl. "
The sailor looks startled and says back, " Oh, uh, yeah, sure, I... I knew that, yeah. " Oceana says to the three sailors, " If you want to be with us, you must kiss us, so that we will have legs."
The sailors that were rescued by Oceana and Shellye immediately agreed, but the one who was saved by Bub said, "NOPE! Absolutely not!" Oceana replied, "All three of us must be kissed for the spell to work," The sailor who was saved by Bub( imma call him Steven for now ) reluctantly agreed. Bub added, "Blobfish have two mouths, one for eating and one for breathing. You need to kiss them both." Steven replied, "I don't see your other mouth. Where is it?" Bub looked surprised that Steven didn't know that. "On my right ass. Obviously." The sailors all kissed their mermaid, even Steven, who puked afterward. Oceana, Shellye, and Bub all get legs, and everything is quiet while they stare at their mermaid saviors, two in awe, one with disgust and disappointment, for Bub had not gained any beauty during the transformation. "Blobfish life for approximately 180 years, sooo..." Bub says to try and break the silence. It failed, so she added, "Good thing I inherited my mother's good looks." This didn't work, so they say in silence for another few minutes until one of the sailors spoke up. "Hey! I don't think you even know our names. My name is Jimmy," the sailor said. "And my name is Billy," said the second sailor. "Steven," the last sailor mentioned sadly. After that, the sailors went off with their mermaid/human creatures(some by force) and (most of them) lived happily ever after.
Also, Steven ended up running away from Bub before they could get married (Bub forced him to get married to her).
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The picture at the top is Mary.
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De TodoThis is my first story so it is going to suck a LOT. This is just a bunch of randomness fandomness.
