3rd person pov:
Daryl has everything he wanted. He and Donald Dump are living in a beautiful mansion with dozens of servants and their child Berthold Knaust is nearly a grown-up.
He has a pretty ogre girlfriend named Melhania. But nobody knows that their happiness doesn't last long. Shrek's ghost appears in the kitchen where the whole family is eating dinner.
Shrek uses his magic ghost powers to throw an oversized onion at Daryls head.
The onion has such a big impact on his head that Daryl dies. Donald is holding his head in his tiny hands and kisses his glabella.
" I will miss you, especially your weenis and your glabella. God bless you darling." Donald says quietly.
With his last breath Daryl says "I only wanted to marry you for your money you son of a bicuit."
Then his soul leaves his body and drifts off into space.
Donald arranges an aesthetic funeral. He cremates Shrek's and Daryl's body and takes both of their cinenary urns everywhere he goes.
the end
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Donald Trump x Shrek x Daryl
FanfictionDonald Trump is president of the USA. After a zombie apocalypse caused by horse meat in lasagna, Donald is the only living human being on this planet who didn't turn into a zombie. But what happens when the president falls in love with a zombie and...
