Everything Wrong With The Walking Dead Fanfiction

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Hi,my name is Tiffany Loves. I have super,long,wavey blond hair,and ocean blue eyes. I'm wearing a very short dress,with booty shorts underneath. Also.....

Tiffany,please just stop for a second. Your in a world,filled with walkers. You wouldn't be talking about,what you look like,what your wearing,heck...you wouldn't be talking about your dinner from 2yrs ago.

There are walkers all around you,and probably people yelling for help.

Rick:TIFF TIFF,HELP
Tiffany:Lol,naw Rick. I look 2 fab.

Tiffany,quit being a selfish bitch,man up,and go help Rick.

Plus,who would be wearing a dress,in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse? We all know who.

Tiffany. That's who. And,your hair wouldn't be wavey. It would be tangled,and dirty.

What get's you guys pissed?
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