Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't updated this in a while. No more A/N's for now, I swear. This is a shot requested by JustABrokenGirl01 Sorry it's taken me this long to get to your request. I fully apologize. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...
Another day, another mind boggling trip to the Krusty Krab. Squidward sighed as he got out of bed groggily, putting on his usual brown polo and Krusty Krab work uniform, which just consisted of a hat. Why he even bothered, he didn't know anymore.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...
He opened his window just in time to be ear raped yet again by Spongebob's incredibly loud foghorn. Oh how he hated that thing with a passion. "Spongebob! Turn that thing off immediately! It's going to give me a headache!" He yelled down to his neighbor, who had just woken up. The foghorn was off in a matter of seconds.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy...
Squidward slammed his window shut, grumbling as to how he never got a chance to get fresh air/water due to that thing.
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low...
Squidward walked out of his house, followed by the annoying little prick. He sighed, ignoring him as he looked around the street. Not much happened here, which pleased Squidward. Peace and quiet is really all he needed.
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me...
He never got that chance often though, he sometimes had to force it by ignoring his neighbors or blasting the television.
Mama, just killed a man...
Work didn't help the situation either. Noisy people and disgusting food served to them on a silver platter.
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead...
But it all changed when he met you.
Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away...
He didn't feel the need to thrash and burn the place down, or call the cops on his annoying neighbors, or yelling at his boss for another raise. All because you swam through the door.
Mama! Ohhhh. Didn't mean to make you cry...
A quiet, and yet attentive creature. That's all he ever wanted. And he was finally going to get his wish.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on carry on...
"Hello," you said. Your voice, the coo of a dove. The moment you spoke butterflies had been released in his stomach.
As if nothing really matters...
"Uh... H-Hello, welcome to th-the krabby patty, home of the Krusty Krab. I-I mean..." He hated himself, he was messing things up.
Too late, my time has come...
You didn't seem to care though, laughing away at his futile efforts. "Hey, it's ok. Everyone makes mistakes."
"I-I suppose so.. What would you like to eat?"
"Just a (favorite food) and a (size/favorite drink), with some (side food) on the side please."
"A-Alright, coming up.."
