~Your POV~
You were walking down an alleyway at midnight, a shortcut to Squidward's house from your apartment. As you were walking down the alley, Squilliam, your boyfriend at the time, snuck up behind you. "Boo!" He screamed. "Ahh!" You shrieked in fear. Squilliam was laughing by the time you had gotten up off the ground. "Squilliam, don't do that to me!" You yelled. "Oh I can't help it sweet-cheeks. Your so adorable when you're startled." Squilliam said, and smacked his hand across your butt. You blushed deeply in anger and likeness and rubbed your butt from the slap.
~Squilliam's POV~
"Oh I can't help it sweet-cheeks. Your so adorable when you're startled." I smacked (Your name) on the butt and chuckled tiredly. Yes, it was the middle of the night, but I needed to buy some groceries from the store. Plus I can't let some doofus kidnap my precious (Your name) and hold her hostage.
After (Your name) was finished rubbing the pain out of her butt, she asked me, "So where are you going?" I answered back, "I'm going to the store to buy some groceries. I ran out of some stuff. Where are you going?"
"I'm going to Squidward's house to help with something. He was sad for some reason and I'm going to cheer him up." (Your name) said to me. "Well okay, but I'm going to come along with you, just in case someone tries to kidnap you. You've got no idea what goes on after twilight falls in this city." I said to her. She nodded in approval and I began to lead her to my rival's house. Ironic, but I didn't want to look like a mere buffoon in front of (Your name) or things might go wrong with our relationship.
