When your kid asks about... THAT subject

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Tamaki: Squirming. Just... Squirming XD He was very skittish when that happened, and basically he called you to sit down and help him, then ran out five seconds later shouting what your kid had asked. Such a good father? XD

Kyoya; Blunt. He just bluntly explained it and ironically enough, your kid forgot about it in like-5 seconds. Meanwhile you were scolding him for telling a five year old about that subject XD

Mori: RED FACED TALL TREE-ahem. He was very embarrassed, and he was just wondering where your kid even heard about that subject. He didn't even wanna TRY to explain it at that point XD

Hunny; Blank and quiet. Just staring at the kid in shock. Even while you were trying to change the subject and avoid talking about it, he was just mortified. For the rest of dinner he was just staring in disbelief.

Hikaru; Scolding. He was scolding the kid a lot for even thinking about that question XD he hated the thought of a five year old knowing about that and sent them to their room to-"think about what they said", without an explanation XD

Kaoru: He was stuttering, shaking, sweating, rambling about nonsense to try to change the subject, and just overall uncomfortable. While you were attempting to explain it gently in a way a five year old wouldn't take it the wrong way, he was looking around the room for something else to talk about and ended up talking all about the fact that men had an increase of a wish for smexy time when they smell donuts and then that just brought on a whole new and even more uncomfortable subject the kid asked about.



HOLY SHIII-... TAKI MUSHROOMS

100k freaking reads.

Imma cry.

But legit, thank you guys so much! I never thought this book would get this far along when it comes to publicity and I can't thank you enough. I've been going through a hard time in my personal life, and this book has really helped me cheer up :)

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CHEER UP BABY, CHEER UP BAB-
Hahahaha K-POP!

~ Ali-chan

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