Washington: Hello, Aaron. We need to talk.
Burr: Okay.
Washington: Sit down.
Burr: But.... We're texting
Washington: SIDDOWN
Burr: Okay okay
Burr: I sat down. Happy?
Washington: Yes. Now. I'm worried about Theodosia. She's getting into some weird stuff.
Burr: Like....
Washington: Like texting. And riding her bike. And dogs.
Burr: Sir, there's nothing wrong with any of those things....
Washington: Yes, there is! I'm a cat person!
Burr: Okay,.....
Washington: I love my tomcat, Alexander.
Burr: ...
Burr: You named your cat Alexander?
Washington: No. Martha did.
Burr: WHOA WHAAAT?
Washington: Not like that you fool!
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FanfictionDisclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them. Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, s...
