Alex: I HAVE FOUR FRIENDS!
George: Well done, son! I'm so proud!
Martha: How did you meet them?
Alex: well we all got drunk and I stood on a table
George: ...
George: yea sorry we're sending off them to the army
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FanficDisclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them. Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, s...