Alex: Did you know that George Washington was secretly a cross-dresser, and gay?
Eliza: Where did you get this information??
Alex: a site called Wikipedia...
Eliza: Ah.
Alex: Also, what's "BTS"?
Eliza: 🤦♀️
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FanficDisclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them. Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, s...
