KG: You say
Me: Say what? Who is this?
KG: The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
Me: I'm sorry, you may have the wrong number.
KG: You cry in your tea
Me: How do you know what I do?
KG: Which you hurl in the sea
Me: I don't live anywhere near the sea...
KG: When you see me go by
Me: I've never met you before!!
KG: Why so sad
Me: I'm starting to get creeped out actually, not sad.
KG: Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Me: wut
KG: now you're making me mad
Me: idc
KG: remember despite our estrangement I'm your man
Me: So you're a man.....?
KG: You'll be back
Me: Uhh what does that mean
KG: Soon you'll see
Me: What IS HAPPENING
KG: You'll remember you belong to me
Me: WHAT
KG: You'll be back
Me: UR CREEPING ME OUT
KG: Time will tell
Me. What time???!?!?!?!!
KG: You'll remember that I served you well
Me: We've never even met!
KG: Oceans rise
Me: Are you referring to the ice caps melting?
KG: Empires fall
Me: What decade is this? Who has an empire and not just a country?
KG: We have seen each other through it all
Me:WE HAVE NEVER MET
KG: And when push comes to shove I will
Me: srsly who r u
KG: send a fully armed battalion Me: WHAT? IS THAT A THREAT?
KG: .... To remind you of my love
Me: what does that even mean?
KG: da da da da
Me: wut
KG: da da da da da ya da
Me: shut up
KG: da
Me: -__-
KG: da da da da da da ya da
Me: ugh
KG: da da da da da
Me: stop spamming
KG: You say our love is draining and you can't go onnnnn
Me: I HAVE NEVER MET YOU AND ALSO I NEVER THINK THAT WAY OKAY SO SHUT UP
KG: You'll be the one complaining
Me: ...
KG: When I am gone
Me: Um... PLZ BE GONE
KG: And no don't change the subject
Me: ... SO DO YOU LIKE KITTENS
KG: cuz you're my favorite subject
Me: yeah and that's not creepy at all.....
KG: my sweet submissive subject
Me: I ain't sweet at ALL
KG: my loyal Royal Subject
Me: say what
KG: forever
Me: nope you creepy sicko
KG: and ever
Me: No.
KG: and ever and ever and ever
Me: NOOO
KG: You'll be back
Me: oh no not this again
KG: like before
Me: ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE NOT MET
KG: I will fight the fight
Me: What fight?
KG: and win the war
Me: ARE YOU THREATENING ME??!?!?
KG: for your love
Me: uh no even if we did meet id not like you
KG: for your praise
Me: here's my praise: I HATE YOU
KG: and I'll love ya til my dyin days
Me: I HATE YOU
KG: when you're gone
Me: What
KG: I'll go mad
Me: You already are
KG: so don't throw away this thing we had
Me: WEVE NEVER MET
KG: cuz when push comes to shove I will
Me: stop with the stupidness
KG: kill your friends and family
Me: OML IS THAT A THREAT I SWEAR IF IT IS I WILL KILL UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
KG: to remind you of my love
Me: here's how much I love you: I HATE YOU
KG: da da da da
Me: oh no not this
(You Blocked KG)
The end
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FanfictionDisclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them. Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, s...
