Cheater Hetalia x ReaderOne shot

{첸백시} Germany x Reader

[[ IT'S SUHOOOOO
Y'all. I need Lance to be in this SASSY and SARCASTIC chapter. 
So, I'm bringing Y/n's brother (in the Hongkong chapter- I think it's HK chapter)
Shoutout to my classmate, Lance! You better thank me, gosh. And Eryl and Mark too, dammit
so, this is like.. a demon Au? Blood sweat tears Au x Star Vs. The Forces of Evil au 

Idk, random au here peeps.

Y/n sighed for the last time. She had been waiting for 30 minutes and he's still not here. Where could he be, aish. The last thing she needs was another useless 30 minutes.
She decided to leave the restaurant. She was in deep thoughts until she bumped into someone. 
"I'm sorry, oh my- Lance what the fuck. Come on, I'm your damn sister, you shouldn't bump into me."

"It's not my fault you're short. God, our height difference is real." He remarked, making his friends laugh. She wanted to kill Lance in that very moment with a spoon. A spoon. "I'm calm. But next time you'll pay!" Her hands curled into a fist and she pretended to swing it at him.
"Next time you'll pay~ My ass." He rolled his eyes, mocking her. 
"How many cups of coffee-" She was interrupted when one of his friends, Mark spoke up. "Nah, it wasn't coffee. He had been sniffing permanent markers and drank sea water accidentally."
"Mark, I know you're concerned but.. How do you accidentally drink sea water?" Dumbfounded. Accidentally drank sea water? Heck, even after all the stupid things, her brother had done, this was the most stupid thing. 
Lance's eyebrows were furrowed and a glare was sent at Mark's direction, making him laugh and reply to Y/n.

"It's kinda hard to explain. You should've been there to sea it." They laughed at the corny pun, Mark threw, making this a reMARKable moment for everyone. 
"BAD PUNS!"

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"Hey Lud, have you seen my coat? I'm going to go see my brother. I forgot to give him what mom told me to give him." Y/n shuffled around their shared bedroom, throwing random things to find her black coat. "Ja, it's in there somewhere in your closet. I'll cook dinner and just wait for you." 
Y/n silently nodded. He didn't call her their pet names nor even smiled. He just walked outside like they're friends. He's treating her as a friend. She just shook the thought off and went to find her brother.

After what seemed like forever, Y/n found her brother and his squad in a bar. Cringing at the thought he's drinking, she went to them anyways.

"Y/n? Hello! It's been a long time, how have you been?" A girl popped out of nowhere named Mae. "Lance didn't tell me his little sister is pretty!" And another one.
"Aww, how adorable is she!" The one beside Bambam said.
"Y/n, meet the girl side of our squad. Mae, Marjorie and Taemin. Mae and Marjorie aren't seeing anyone but Taemin is with Bammie here." Lance explained, shoving Mae and Marjorie aside. "Taemin! but do call me Min if you'd like! I'm sure you met Bammie." Taemin introduced herself and Y/n laughed. 
"OI, DRUNK MASTER CALM DOWN, WILL YA?!" Lance shouted at Eryl who was chugging his beer. "Dammit Lance, keep your mouth shut!"-------------

"Lud, I'm home."

Once she entered, Ludwig was on the phone and didn't feel her prescence.

"Ah yes, of course... No... Why wouldn't I?.....It's almost over, dearest... Yeah, it will be over tonight... Look, I'm engaged to you, that's why I love you. I'm with her not because I love her anymore. It's because I lost feelings for her and I want to be friends." He looked so happy while talking to the person on the phone.
"You...got engaged?" She whispered silently and tears clouded her vision. She slammed the door closed to her room, making a loud shout of her name from Ludwig.

"Woah, why are you mad, dear?" He cooed outside, faking his voice. 
30 minutes have passed and Ludwig was still outside the bedroom door.
Finally, she spoke up, loud and clear.

"Stop it. Let's stop this. I hate you. Go away from me. Why are you doing this if you have someone else? Why bother dragging another person in a dimension of evil? Why bother pushing me to the ground when in the end I have the last laugh? Why are you like this?
So inconsiderate of other people, I see. Well. Have it your way, Ludwig. Leave me." She opened the door after her speech and threw a luggage of Ludwig's stuff. 
He stared at her in disbelief. It's true that it's her house anyways. "No, you can't do this." He was about to push her to the bedroom but she hit him with a broom. "Did I stutter? I said.. LEAVE!" She yelled, her voice mixed with anger, sadness and a growl left her throat. She lunged forward and swatted him with the broom repeatedly until he was out of the house.
Slamming the door shut, she proceeded to slump in a corner and silently cry, begging her life would end.

[ Narrator:] She too was something who has needs, even if she was a creature, she needs things too. 
Humans are selfish, aren't they? Men, women, old or young, there's no doubt there's a selfish side.
No matter how every creature has needs, no matter how destroyed they are, humans always take advantage of their weakness. 
But in the end, 

it really is us who will have the last laugh.

Y/n's pale skin. It wasn't normal. She starved herself, locked herself in her own room, not bothering to go out. 
It's the 5th day that she locked herself in her room. Her eyes were blindfolded by a black silky cloth that was tied tightly. She was hanging from her ceiling as a strong rope gripped her waist and she was bent. No, she wasn't dead. She was.. having her free time.

Lance took a crowbar and knocked the lock off. He rushed inside, panting but too busy to catch his breath. He needed to see his sister. "y/n!" He saw her body that was bent. She was wearing black pants with wheel designed blouse.
He did his best to pull her gently but there was no reaction from her. He was worried that she died of she was possessed. "Are you crazy?! what do you think you were doing? You could've died!" 
No response. 
He was confused. Rushing, he took off her blindfold. Her (e/c) orbs changed into black and a tint of red. 

"T__r___ n_ ___e __ in __i_ ___l_." She spoke clearly, slowly and dangerously as if she was about to pounce someone. 
"What do you mean?! Why is [ c e n s o r e d  f o r m y s t e r y ]?!" 
"[  The thing's answer- the 'thing' is the new Y/n]"
"It can't be! Go the hell away!"


The thing laughed.
In one swift movement, Lance was already on the floor, bleeding to death. 

I assure you, he won't die.