MacFarlane X Glory (2): Our Love Keeps Us Together

Chapter 32

"You're happier than a seal going to the circus the first time." Glory giggled.

"You know what they say about two people falling in love, they have weird personalities." I smiled.

"Unless the guy is a shy talker towards women such as moi." She blushed.

"That's too true for words." I laughed.

"I'm a shy person as well but I'm still kissable." She wiggled her eyebrows, mocking me slightly.

"Don't say that again unless I was upset about something." I said, shyly.

"Sure, Mr. I-love-my-girlfriend-too-much-that-I-don't-want-to-lose-her." She grinned.

"I think I just died inside." I told her.

"That's going to leave a scar for few days." She joked.

"Says who? You're not certified to be a doctor." I looked at her with a weird look.

"But I am, if you know what I mean." She said, seductively.

"You suck!" I tried to playfully hit her shoulder but she did to me first.

"Not bad for a tomboy like me." She smiled, not realizing how bad that punch was.

"Shit!" I said, laying on the grass.

"You should get yourself checked out before anyone sees you." She smirked.

"Not the time." I sighed.

"Is it because of me being a better 'dude' than you?" She giggled.

"I SAID NOT THE TIME!" I yelled at her, hoping nobody's watching.

"Someone's on his man period." She said, quietly.

"I think my nose broke." I told her.

"Let me see." She said, sitting down.

"It looks bad, right?" I asked.

"You'll be okay." She hugged me.

"You didn't answer my question!" I rolled my eyes.

"Oh right, it's only a bruise but it's not anything too serious. Told you I'm a certified doctor." She laughed.

"About that, you may want to get yourself checked as well." I started laughing.

"Why?" She asked.

"Take that!" I hit her back. She held onto her shoulder.

"Fucking Christ!" She screamed.

"Now we're even." I smirked.

"But that actually hurt." She didn't laugh.

"You won't tell anyone that I did this." I whispered.

"Okay." She whispered back, kissing me.

"And you're an amazing kisser." I told her.

"Keep your mouth shut." She giggled.

"Does your shoulder still hurt?" I laughed.

"Not at all since it was only a few seconds." She reminded me.

"If you were truly a girl, it wouldn't." I said.

"Now you're starting to get it!" She smiled.

"I think I'm losing my mind like Britney Spears." Glory laughed.

"What happened?" I asked.

"The time we did 50 shades of grey." She said, wiping a tear from laughing.

"I thought it was more than sex." I said, confused.

"You don't know what the book is, do you?" She stared at me.

"I read it in private and I thought it was terrible." I told her.

"The whole thing?" She seemed surprised.

"Only 10 pages of it." I explained.

"I'm already jealous that I never read the whole thing." She sighed.

"How much?" I asked, not getting it.

"Like...2 pages." She shrugged.

"Hi five for being amazing." I laughed.

"Why?" She asked.

"Just do it." I told her and she did it.

"You're the worst." She said, under her breath.

"What did I do?" I said, feeling myself getting angry.

"You fucking told me to do something that I have no clue what the hell it means! God, your so unbelievable at times." She explained.

"Well, excuse me for being too manly!" I argued.

"You're not making any sense!" She glared at me.

"Who gives a damn what you say!" I exclaimed.

"How fucking dare you say that right in front of me!" She slapped me.

"How about if you just shut the fuck up and we'll stop talking to each other for a week!" I told her.

"Gladly!" She answered.

Later that day, Glory and I are still not in speaking terms. I decided to read a book when Hank jumped to the couch and started purring on me.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, still upset.

"I live here, duh!" She answered, flipping me off.

"I meant by invading my privacy!" I yelled.

"Well sorry, but you look uglier in those shades!" She yelled back.

"You take that back!" I shouted.

"Make me!" She shouted as well.

"You fucking started this!" I said.

"I recall it was you!" She crossed her arms.

"If you hadn't hit me, then this whole thing would've been avoided!" I glared.

"You hit me after that saying, we're even!" She said, mocking me on the last part.

"I sound nothing like that!" I said.

"I don't give a damn what you say!"

"And look at you, getting upset that I said that you!" I reminded her.

"That's different, Mr. I-don't-care-about-her-feelings!" She said, going to the basement.

"While you're at it, get a bottle of Jack!" I shouted.

"You do it yourself!" She answered, starting to laugh.

A/N: Don't trust me with certain things. R&R!