Laughter is the Best Medicine

Mad Libs 1

My Gloomy darling,

I love you more than Shit itself. Each minute away from you is a Gruesome eternity. Without you, life is dull, boring, and Kinky. I feel like a baby without my Prostitute, a toddler without my teddy Sex Toy, a dog without it's Cat House. I can't get you out of my Boobs. I can't stop thinking about the color of your Dog, the way you wear your Hospital, the way you toss your Curtain, your Horny laugh, the way you Running a joke. This morning, when the mail Chair brought your special delivery Houses, my Lips skipped a beat, my Penis was in my throat, and my Glasses trembled so much, I could hardly Jumping your Garden. What you said set my Bra on fire. Do write again. Until then, I love you from the bottom of my Eyes.

I will Pissing you always,

Emma