My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
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Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
HumorThis is a collection of funny jokes, texts and just about anything else that can make you laugh. After all... Laughter is the best medicine!