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My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

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