Life Without My Mate

6

Right away Grande and I got shooed out the door because apparently Emelie didn't want to come along. Even though she was the only one who wanted Venti back.

Neither of us had any idea where to go, so rather than go back inside and ask politely we waited until the sun went down. Then we very matter-of-factly snuck back inside and stole Peaches' phone like a pair of super spies and took off back outside. Unfortunately when we were twenty feet from the house Grande got tired and needed to sit down for an hour before we could keep going.

After Grande got off his awful lazy butt I opened Peaches' phone and started looking through things. Now, I have no idea how to read. Grande does but I didn't want to ask him because he thinks I know how. Somehow though I managed to figure out 'sex god' and figured that that was Rider James. So I called him.

"Hello?" there was a sexy grunt from the other end of the phone line.

"Hi is this Rider James the sex God?" I asked.

"Uh... yeah. Who's calling?" Rider James sounded like he was confused by the fact that he was getting a phone call at eleven o'clock at night as if he didn't get them all the time from desperate whiny girls.

"My name is Tall Jane I'm your son. Anyway, me and my brother Grande who is also your son are on our way to get your car so that we can go rescue our sister from someone we've never heard of. Our sister's name is Venti and she's your daughter. Anyway we'll be by soon have a good next short while, bye Rider James." and I hung up. Grande smiled and offered me a thumbs up.

"Do you think mommy will be upset that we stole her iPhone fourteen plus?" Grande asked as we started walking down the sidewalk past several of Donnie's customers and a few other shady people who tried to stab Grande but only succeeded in slightly puncturing his rolls.

"Probably." I said, shrugging. "Do you remember that time she said she got hit by a bus and became pretty?" Grande nodded. I asked him if he was thinking what I was thinking. He nodded again.

And magically around a corner a semi came and Grande jumped in front of it. Unlike in Peaches' story the driver didn't get out and ask if he was okay. He just get driving and dragging my brother underneath.

"TALL I NEED YOUR HELP!"